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 Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006 
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Go to her house disguised as a cardboard box.
Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006
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Relevant question time: How old are you?
I'm predicting my response is either going to be "haha no wonder" or "oh my fucking god". There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 6422 Level 41.55 May 2006
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I really do think she would have left you with some more substantial hints than a borked phone number if she thought you had a snowball's chance in Satan's colon at a relationship with her.
Sorry, kiddo. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Krelian