|
||
|
|
|||||||
| Welcome to the Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis. |
|
GFF is a community of gaming and music enthusiasts. We have a team of dedicated moderators, constant member-organized activities, and plenty of custom features, including our unique journal system. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ or our GFWiki. You will have to register before you can post. Membership is completely free (and gets rid of the pesky advertisement unit underneath this message).
|
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools |
I was in a friend's car on the motorway and he didn't notice the tow-truck crawling at 10mph ahead of us. VERY nearly rear-ended it at 80mph. That's probably the biggest near-miss I've had as far as cars go.
Other things: I'm strongly allergic to nuts, peanuts, glue and apples. I was quite ill at one point during my childhood. A rough landing at a rural airport in Chile convinced me (and most of the other passengers) that the plane was going to buckle and snap. At the age of three, I ate around a hundred juniper berries before my mother noticed. Jam it back in, in the dark. |