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Originally Posted by Roan
OPERATION CODENAME: TRY THIS WTF:
Girl: Hey hon am gonna play Wo....
You... (Gets a scissor and cuts the power cords in two or smashes the monitor)
Girl: (whoa!!!!)
You: (before she says a word) calmly say: we need to stop playing this game and fix our fucking lives first.
Girl: Damn right! Now why the fuck did you...
You: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING BITCH OR I AM GONNA BITCHSLAP YOU BA.. (cuss all you want and then end it calmy with a: I am the MAN in this HOUSE so listen now and listen good.)
Girl: Whoa!
You: (again before she says a word calmly say) Now look, do you want this relationship to work? coz Im fucking tired of you treating my like shit
Girl: Hey, youre the..
You: (again before she says a word shout) SHUT THE F UP DID I ASK YOU A QUESTION!?!?! WTF?
Girl: (Will probably begin to tremble and sob)
You: We need to work together... (tell her all the shit you're tired of putting up with)
It is then here where you will see if she really wants to be in this relationship with you and is willing to work things out and compromise. If she doesnt and keeps on yapping like a black woman, then bottom line is, you dont deserve each other so end it and shove her and the kid out the door.
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That's the worst idea I've ever heard. Either you've never had a girlfriend yourself, or every single relationship you've had has ended in lawsuits and additions to your criminal record. :/
I don't have any advice of my own for the thread starter. Sorry.
Jam it back in, in the dark.