You Will Survive Doomsday

A nuclear war will never happen. The world economy is tied too close to each other (ie. China and the US) for it to make sense to attack each other with Nuclear weapons. Let's say China were to attack the US with a nuclear weapon. In 24-48 hours, China's economy would come to a halt. Something similar would happen to Russia, although to a lesser degree, but would still completely cripple their economy. The author of the article talks about "doomsday" due to errors in the computers that control the nuclear weapons. That is even less likely to happen due to a lot of redundant precautions that are in place. I'm no expert on this subject, but you don't need to be to realize that nuclear war has no chance of happening.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Edit: Meh. I don't feel like arguing. You win =(

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