Gigantic fireball spotted on galactic rampage

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Fortunately, it isn't anywhere near Earth.

Isn't this quite the understatement. A huge FIREBALL of DOOM is traveling in space, undoubtedly destroying everything in its path. This sentence screams, "I'm glad it's not coming our way, but what a spectacle it would be!"

But what a way to go, huh? If it were headed our way, we could predict its arrival. Then, in the distant future, pandomonium or untold proportions would breakout. Rioting in the streets. "Every man for himself" takes hold of all but the most religious. Prayers and looting would be the most commonpractice things, save what is necessary (such as breathing or eating). See? If the author had emphasized all of this, the impact, pardon the pun, would have been far greater. But, then again, that is a bit of a tangent...

Double Post:

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Fortunately, it isn't anywhere near Earth.

I had a great deal of funny stuff to say here, but I don't feel like typing it again. To sum up my thoughts:

The statement above is a massive understatement.
I truly wonder what life would be like if we knew this thing were heading our direction.
I can't believe something that large exists.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But why would God be a giant fireball? Isn't that Satan's thing?

There's nowhere I can't reach.