Fireworks

Quote:

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

This line seriously puts this man's credibility into question.

Overall, though, this doesn't really surprise me. Idiots performing stunts seem especially fixated with involving area between the knees and waistline as well as that fairly noticeable area above the neck.

Jam it back in, in the dark.