Forum Game: Corrupt Wish

Originally Posted by Dr. Uzuki

Wish granted! No more wrinkles. No more skin.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good. I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.

All of those wishes are granted. However, you have become too tall to fit in your house. The girl has several annoying traits, such as correcting your speech. The rabbit, wearing the hat, destroys the Impala, that you can't fit into, using his bat. And you are a baller, but your wealth is the result of mob assistance, unbeknownst to you. When they come to collect, you obviously have no idea what they want. They threaten you harm you. You try to fight them, but you don't do very well without your bat, which the rabbit broke on the car. During the scuffle, you are shot and killed.

I wish I had the ability to run super-fast.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Snowknight

I wish I had a goldfish.

You receive your goldfish, but it doesn't come in a bowl or a bag. Lacking any water, it dies shortly after you acquire it.

I wish cell phones would just be phones.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Krelian

Granted. However, your twin proceeds to donate every single last penny of his income to charity, helps disabled children participate in sports, organises fundraisers for hospitals and volunteers at a downtown soup kitchen. This earns him worldwide renown and eventually nets him the Nobel Prize. You are jealous of everything he has achieved which you have not, and you confront him and attack him with a boxcutter, leaving him dead from slash wounds. As a result, you're committed to a life sentence in prison.

I wish the wish I am making now was immune to corruption.

Wait, how is that an evil twin?

So you wish for your wish (immune to corruption) is immune to corruption? Okay. Granted. However, you have gained nothing.

I was my lava lamp would work right.

Most amazing jew boots

And your wish?

Most amazing jew boots

Originally Posted by masa

I wish that my PS2 wasn't about to break.

You're wish is granted. Instead of your PS2 being about to break, it does break.

I wish it would snow here.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

I wish that people on another board I'm doing this at would actually remember to make a wish...

Some magical power grants your wish. The posters begin including wishes. The wishes, however, are in a language you don't understand. Thus, people begin posting wishes, but no one is able to corrupt them.

I wish I had a working flamethrower.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Your wish is granted, but Shin is transformed into Justin Timberlake.

I wish the world would go away.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by packrat

I wish I could stop, or at least slow down, time around me, so that I have more time to get all the work done that I need to get done.

This wish is granted. However, your powers go out of control. You start slowing down time more than you want. Eventually, it freezes altogether. You are now the only person not frozen. You are truly alone.

I wish I would live to see the end.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Your wish is granted. You get a new chair, much more comfortable than your current one. However, it is possess by an evil entity. You start not getting enough sleep due to paranoia that it will attack you if you close your eyes. Your work suffers. Your health suffers. However, you have a comfortable chair.


I wish the American Civil War had never happened.

Jam it back in, in the dark.