But I gots to get PAID, nigga.

I don't think any of my jobs were THAT bad.

I think the only one that was a real test, but not because of horrid conditions, was one of my first cutting ribbons, one cent per ribbon. You have to remember that this was when I was too young to be able to hold a proper job. Of course, it never occured to me till just now that even if it took four seconds for each cut, that I'd get roughly nine bucks per hour (60 seconds / 4 seconds/cut = 15 cuts. 15 cuts/minute * 60 minutes = 900 cuts. 900 cuts * .01 = 9 bucks per hour). I think the only taxing thing was just the simple fact that I really did earn every penny.

Jam it back in, in the dark.