[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Except Lesnar is signing up with UFC-not WWE. I sure hope he doesn't get pounded down like Ken Shamrock did (from what I gathered from results) when he went from WWE/TNA back to UFC.

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And to continue with the lowering of morale within the WWE, Ric Flair reportedly quit due to a lack of push.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

A bit of an update on Flair, he quit but they aren't going to let him go...yet. They are trying to find something for him that will cause him to stay. Still, the idea of Flair wanting to quit, well...that speaks volumes.

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Or that he got squashed by Khali. Granted, so did many other stars including Undertaker, and Mysterio (when he was champ).

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THereby making the quickest TNA career...ever?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Good point. I can't remember if Moore had more than one match or not.

Edit:

I guess spoilers but who knows...

Spoiler:

Oh, and this may be the usual 'overseas, we do a title swap back and forth' thing, but...

World Tag-Team championship match:
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch(c) vs. Brian Kendrick & Paul London(w)
New champs, crowned in South Africa!

So Kendrick and London now have the titles. I think they might be the only team that has held the tag titles on both brands (Dudleys?).

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I don't forsee Cena losing the title. Orton's name was mentioned a few weeks back concerning those prescriptions, so I think the last thing they would want is for someone whose name is on the list to be holding their world championship.

I was speaking idiomatically.

No Surrender Predictions (Yes, I "borrowed" your format)

10 Team Gauntlet
VKM, LAX, 3-D, Motor City Machineguns, XXX, Styles/Tomko, Dutt/Williams, Raven/Havok, Young/SharkBoy, Hoyt/Rave

Some faces need to win and the Steiners aren't in this match. Poor Styles, what a drop in stock for him. Anyway, LAX will be your winners.

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No DQ
Chris Harris vs. Black Reign
Chris Harris by DQ.

Kaz vs. Roode
Roode after Brooks turns on Kaz.

Rhino vs. Storm
Rhino.

Joe Vs. Cage
Joe, because if anything more, this poor man deserves to win this match after losing to Angle yet again.

X-Division Match
Angle(c) vs. Lethal
Lethal beats Angle after interference from Team Pacman to gain an edge (I am "borrowing" your prediction )

Tag Title Match
Angle/Sting (c) vs. Team Pacman (Pacman Jones and Killings)
So Jones can't do anything physical and they are going to put the tag titles on him? RIght. Then again, looks who we have booking this stuff. Mr. David Arquette for world champion himself. At any rate, Sting pins Killings after Angle walks out on him and perhaps Pacman walking out on Killings).


TNA Title Match
Angle (c) vs. Abyss
Angle.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Slash: Whoops, I guess my brain fell out of my head. I have not been as in tune to that match as the others.
Then again, it is Russo so...

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Blah Slash, that's all I got to say. Blah. And I hope they aren't now turning Joe heel...given the fact that there aren't really any top faces available...

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Oh, and btw, where's the former world champ they were hyping?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Ah, I REALLY should have watched that last Impact!

But yeah, they were advertising a former world champ to be at the PPV.

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Well, since it's in the news media, thoughts on Pacman winning the gold.

Russo's alive and well, booking wise! I can't believe that actually had written into Pacman's contract that he would get a tag title reign. I mean, you look at all the wrestlers in TNA whom have worked hard for years, and then here comes Pacman, suspended from the NFL, who pins Sting (of all people), without even one wrestling move. Speaks volumes of the direction TNA is going, and I think it's the same place WCW did go.

Of course, even more confusing is Tomko and Styles winning the tag team match, thereby having it be heels tag team champs, with heel number one contenders. I am assuming that some tag team will beat Pacman and Killings in between, but given how long they are going to probably space out Pacman's stay in TNA (I think he has signed for three matches), that may be a while. Then again, with his court case of a felony coming up in November, you know they'll have to get the tag title off him in case the case doesn't go in his favor...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

And in the continuing fashion to save money despite the depleted roster due to previous firings/current suspensions/people quitting/injuries, Sandman is done.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

TNA is in trouble too. Look at Styles...he is now tagging with Tomko as the number one contenders to the tag titles. That's the BEST he has done in the last six months, or perhaps even before that when he was X-Division champ almost a year ago.

Daniels gets an X-division shot, but to me that feels like a step back, and going in a circle. He WAS going to feud with Sting, but that long-term feud turned into one match, which Sting won in six minutes.

Unfortunately, they aren't integrading established WWE stars with TNA wrestlers. They are just replacing the newly acquirred established stars with the ones they already have (or, at the very least having the established stars beat TNA wrestlers).

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The attitude era was fairly entertaining. Part of it was because before that time, both WCW and WWE(F) were going for the younger audiences. Once WCW though decided to go for a different age group, WWE followed.

Of course, the constant struggle between the two companies to see who would stay on top was also very entertaining. While distasteful in some aspects, the Luger surprise, Madusa/Women's title surprise, Rick Rude surprise, and so forth was pretty awesome.

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Originally Posted by dagget

Also (I missed it off course) but seems Jimmy Hart was on People's Court yesterday, cutting promos and throwing out Hulk's name like it was going to help his case. (lewl)

ANd still lost...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And now for some predictions...

Spoiler:

Probably it will be Rey Vs Khali in a rematch at No Mercy. Batista will retain. Batista will then lose the title to Taker at Survivor Series and snap having lost the title twice to taker and being unable to beat Taker. He'll take it out either on Taker or Mysterio, probably the latter, then lose to Taker in a rematch, but beat Rey at the Royal Rumble. During this time, he'll bunt heads with a title-less John Cena and cost Cena a chance to win the Royal Rumble. That will then lead to Cena Vs Batista, with Cena winning.

Undertaker will feud with Khali for the title at Armegedon, and the Royal Rumble, winning both matches. He will then defend the title against Edge at Mania, with the idea being Streak Vs Streak, and Edge having single's wins over Taker (but not vice-versa), including for the world title, and also due to the fact that Edge never lost the belt. Taker will beat Edge and continue his long reign which was promised earlier this year.

Cena meanwhile will face and beat Orton at No Mercy. He'll then go on to challege Triple H in which there will be a triple threat at Survivor Series. Orton will then beat Trips with the sharpshooter as a 10-year memorial to Bret (of course Trips will not actually have tapped out). This will get the title off Cena without Cena ever losing it. And it will set up the Orton/Trips feud.

Cena will have a match against Orton at Armegedon, in which Orton will get DQ'd. Cena will then get pissed and either 1) face Orton at the Royal Rumble in which Batista wil cost Cena the victory or 2) enter the royal rumble and be eliminated thanks to Batista. Most likely the former than the latter.

Orton, btw, will win the title as I said, then defend it against Cena at Armegedon, then against Shawn Michaels at the Royal Rumble. He'll win the match, and Michaels will go on to feud with another up-and-coming star in Kennedy. Michaels will than have a emotional match against Kennedy ten years from what was originated slated as his last match ever. As for Orton, he will then face Triple H, whom has won the royal rumble, at Wrestlemania, in which Trips will beat Orton for the title.

Mark Henry is now going to become a jobber again. He lost to Taker, and hence his build-up is done. Most likely, he'll face Rey Mysterio (if Myeterio doesn't face Khali) at Wrestlemania.

CM Punk will lost the ECW title back to Morrison. And then...well, since there are no other contenders for the title, those two will feud for the title for forever and a day.

Lashley will return and beat Kennedy (whom will be at a reduced push now). He will then turn heel, probably on Cena. Cena though will beat him in a number one contender's match either for dec or Jan's PPV. After that um...ok, no idea where he might go.

Murdoch and Cade will lose the straps to Kendrick and London. They will lose it to the WGTT. WGTT will lose it back to Kendrick and London. Unfortunately, that's about it given there are no other tag teams on the Raw brand.

Hardy and MVP will lose the tag titles to Duece and Domino. D&D will then lose the titles to Smackdown's version of Cletus from the Simpsons. And um, well, there aren't any more tag teams on Smackdown! so there you go.

Matt Hardy will win the U.S. title so he and Jeff can have the secondary singles titles in the WWE at the same time. He'll be a transitional champ though and lose thanks to MVP.

Jeff will lose the IC title to Kennedy. Kennedy will get a reduced push, as I said, but will still get an IC title reign.

Umaga will face the returning Kamala. No, not really.

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On the idea of adding fuel to the Cena/Orton fued, the main event works. On the idea of it being a main event with regards to wrestling, it failed miserably. It would have been better to have had this happen earlier in the show, and then Cena looking for Orton (who will leave) for the rest of the show.

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Whoops, guess the sign watchers missed that one. I swear though, why don't they just bring a sign in with one thing (i.e. Go C.M. Punk!), and a marker in their pocket? Or maybe they do...

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That was around my time too Goldfish. I started watching just afterwards when Bossman was stripped of his uniform and became a Guardian Angel. Gosh...I feel old now!

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Yeah, well, ya know how it goes with my predictions...about 1/10th are right.

At least (with regards to accuracy) I didn't add in the Marcus Con feuding for the ECW title as he was kinda um, released (a bit of a surprise. He no-showed a match with Punk the week after the Benoit thing due to a family issue and has not been seen since. I thought he'd at least come back again).

Oh, and in some other news, although details are sketchy, it seems a fan died in the recent Smackdown! tapings due to a fall.

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Er (I missed the comment about signs), nothing wrong to me about the sign. I am just surprised because usually the WWE will do the old "Hold your signs up to see which ones we like the most!" only to take those they dislike from the fans before the show starts.

My next comment was basically following up ont hat idea (of the WWE taking away signs) of having fans just write what they want DURING tapings and then holding the signs up.

The Godfather returns for another cameo, huh? Last time was Viscera and Lillian Garcia. OF course, looking at how he is Big Daddy V now, that seems eons ago.

My memory is fairly good at feuds and title reigns all the way back to the early nineties. Let's see how I go with the WWE/F title holders...
Let's see, Hogan, Taker, Flair, Savage, Flair, Bret, Yoko, Hogan, Yoko, Bret, Backlund, Diesel, Bret, Michaels, Sid, Michaels, Bret, Sid, Taker, Bret, Michaels, Austin, Kane, Austin, Rock, Mankind, Rock, Mankind, Rock, Austin, Taker, Austin, Mankind, HHH, McMahon, HHH, Show, HHH, Rock, HHH, Rock, Angle, Rock, Austin, Angle, Austin, Jericho, HHH, Hogan, Taker, Rock, Lesnar

Title Split
Heavyweight Title - HHH, Michaels, HHH, Goldberg, HHH, Benoit, ORton, HHH, HHH (title held up), Batista, Angle, Rey, Booker, Batista, Taker, Edge, Khali, Batista
World Title - Lesnar, Show, Angle, Lesnar, Angle, Lesnar, Eddie, JBL, Cena, Edge, Cena, RVD, Cena

Of course I didn't give dates so that may make it kinda hard to read, but it's amazing that it's all in there for me. Now, of course, that's an easy title. A harder one might be the IC title (given the few house show switches) or the hardcore title (which switched about twenty times per house show).

Lately, I have been watching wrestling from ten years ago. I am hoping to grab most of the shows from WCW from 96 to 98, as those were the glory years (well, okay, I liked 99 too. The world title bounced between several guys but wasn't to the extreme of the Russo era).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

True Slash. I didn't know how to go about that one. To make things even more complicated, the WWE is now saying the Heavyweight title is the WCW World Heavyweight title. That goes into a whole slew of technicalities, explanations (i.e. The WCW world title losing NWA recongization), and so forth.

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We all knew the wedding angle wouldn't go through completely. The nly time it has was Savage/Liz and that was because they were already married. THe only other time it might have gone through successfully is Trips/Steph's wedding had that really been placed on PPV.

I was speaking idiomatically.

In my opinion, it would have been stupid for them to have Cena be stripped of the title. Think about it, Cena has held the title for over a year now. No one has done that for nearly twenty years. Furthermore, save for the hiccup 3-week title reign by Edge in Jan of 06 and the combined three month title reign between Edge and RVD, Cena has held the title since Mania of 05, when he beat JBL (who also held the title for a long time). Whomever beats Cena will really get the rub as not only the world champ, but the man to finally put an end to Cena's reign. It can REALLY jump-start an up-and-coming wrestler's career.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

A friend of mine gathered a bit of information from various sources on th epossible return of Jericho...

*SAVE_US.222: in his company debut Chris Jericho promised, "I have come to SAVE the WWF!"

*If you watch the very end of the promo the numbers count down 321 much like the Y2J enterance

*This phrase shows up on the mysterious Raw video: "cd_volume4_1.act". WWF "The Music" Volume 4....the first track on that album is Chris Jericho's theme song.

*In the video "7OCT" appears, what's October 7th? the No Mercy PPV!!

*Jericho does also have his new book to promote, and he starts his book tour at the end of October, so this could tie into that.

*it also sounds very vaguely as if a very distorted voice says "break the walls down"

*The numbers 925 show up off and on throughout the promo grouped together. Using a phone pad for a basis,
The number 9 has letters W X Y
The number 2 has letters A B C
The number 5 has letters J K L
So kinda in a way Y 2 J does appear in the promo. And more is made out of nothing.

*the clip is somewhat similar to Chris Jericho's old entrance video.

*He posted his book signing schedule on his website. He doesn't have any signings scheduled for monday night. He's off from his book signing tour every monday night. That tells you something.

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