[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

So the word is out HBK is retiring after Wrestlemania.

Now, that doesn't guarantee much....this could be a classic WWE swerve. I could see HBK coming out and saying he has done the last thing to make his career complete and then leave. That would be an easy way to pull him back in; have a heel do something that makes him HAVE to come back.

Given that Taker is also going away for a while, which is probably the best way for him to handle his streak being broken, also makes one question whether he'll win. And yes I realize he is hurt. In fact, wouldn't it be ironic if this was Taker's last match, or even both Taker and HBK?

Of course, another way to do it is have both men pummel each other so badly that in the end HBK wins but has to be carried out, "seriously injured" while Undertaker is carried out by his druids.

My feeling? this is a tough one. I've watched both men growing up. I'd hate to see HBK leave and I hate to see the streak end. HBK brings magic to the ring. Taker's streak is magic and something that won't be duplicated. HBK retiring doesn't have to be for good. Ending Taker's streak IS for good.

Despite that though, I foresee Shawn winning. My feeling is the supposed report has been leaked out by the WWE on purpose to swerve them. Even if HBK leaves, he'll leave on his 'own' terms so to speak. Furthermore, I just can't see HBK losing back-to-back Wrestlemanias and especially after how he has been doing everything he can the last three or four months to get the match.

However, if he were to lose and really retire, well, it has been one heck of a career. I watched HBK when he was a mid-carder, when he was a world champion, when he was a 'degenerate', when his life was defined by controversy, and his eventual reformation and consistent 'match-of-the-year candidate' quality matches upon coming back. Shawn is not the young man he was fifteen years ago but the way he goes, you wouldn't know it. He's able to bring the best out of anyone.

The WWE will suffer an incredible loss if he leaves. This is a loss they'd have to suffer someday anyway, but it doesn't take away from the impact.

I do find it nice that HBK was able to finally tie up loose ends. I feel his meeting with Bret finally allowed him to put to rest what was most likely a very hard burden. His tag title win with Triple H as DX finally put tag team gold around the founding members of DX. He has certainly lost when he needed too, which is a good way for him to offset the "trouble" caused in the past. The second stage of his career has been successful and has allowed him to find peace in many, many issues.

One other thing; if this is Shawn's swan song, how ironic that the second part of his career began and ended with no-dq matches.

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TNA Destination X Predictions:

TNA World Heavyweight Championship
AJ Styles (c) vs. Abyss - Abyssmania will not run wild: Styles wins. Want for D'Angelo to show up post match to make people remember he'll be facing Styles for the title soon.

Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson - Anderson already has a win over Angle and has punked Angle on many occasions: Angle wins.

If Hall & Waltman win, they get TNA contracts
Kevin Nash & Eric Young vs. Scott Hall & Sean Waltman - This is a clever ploy by Nash to get his friends contracts: Hall and Waltman win.


TNA X Division Championship
Doug Williams (c) vs. Shannon Moore - Though gifted, Moore doesn't have that special thing to have him win the title in his debut: Williams retains.

TNA World Tag Team Championship
Matt Morgan & Hernandez (c's) vs. Beer Money - Morgan turns on Hermandez thereby making his face turn last October moot: Beer Money wins.

TNA Global Championship
Rob Terry (c) vs. Brutus Magnus - I'm just going with Magnus.

Ultimate X - #1 Contendership for TNA Tag Titles
The Motor City Machineguns vs. Generation Me - The MCMG should have had a tag title reign a long, long time ago: MCMG wins.

Four Way Ladder Match - #1 Contender for TNA X Division Title
Kazarian vs. Daniels vs. Brian Kendrick vs. The Amazing Red - So someone else will play the role of Suicide. No point in having Kaz come back as himself and then lose here: Kaz wins.

TNA Knockouts Championship
Tara (c) vs. Daffney - Tara has done an excellent job in the title division. However, the title has switched hands way too much. Part of me things Tara will lose here, then team with Love to get the tag titles from the Beautiful People. However, more likely Tara will lose the title in a rematch. Hence, Tara retains tonight.

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Wrestlemania XXVI predictions:

Edge Vs Jericho - Jericho's reigns don't last long. Nor do Edge's. However, Edge has really had Jericho's number as of late. That's usually the sign that a heel will win.
Winner: Jericho-wait!
This is Wrestlemania and they usually want something shocking and for a face to go home as champion. What if Christian took advantage of his old tag team partner, the same one he beat at Wrestlemania six years ago?
Winner: Christian

Cena Vs Batista - Summerslam 08 rematch. Watch for Cena to even the score.
Winner: Cena

Undertaker Vs HBK - This is the toughest one. All signs point to HBK losing here. But will he really lose twice in a row? My feeling is the rumors ARE true that HBK is leaving but he WILL win here, leaving the night afterwards with the words of "I have nothing left to prove.".
Winner: HBK

Vince McMahon Vs Bret Hart - It was through Bret and the sharpshooter that Mr. McMahon was born. It will be through Bret and the sharpshooter that Mr. McMahon will disappear. This is both Vince's and Bret's last match, and Bret will finally have the last laugh.
Winner: Bret Hart

Mizshow Vs Truth / Morrison - It's obvious they are teaming Truth and Morrison so they can feud. Mizshow will win. In the near future Morrison will turn heel, attacking and beating the Truth before being draft to Raw to feud with the man he recently insulted: John Cena.
Winners: Mizshow

Triple H Vs Sheamus - First card since Wrestlemania 17 that Triple H isn't in a world title situation. Watch for Sheamus to win here as he needs the win.
Winner: Sheamus

Punk Vs Mysterio - Watch for Rey to win here. Watch for Rey to put his mask up against Punk's hair in the near future.
Winner: Rey Mysterio

Orton Vs DiBiase Vs Rhodes - DiBiase is suppose to move up the ranks in single competition. Watch for him to turn on Rhodes to get the win. Orton will move on to face Sheamus again while the two former partners of Legacy battle it out next month. Oh, and DiBiase will pin Orton.
Winner: DiBiase

MITB: This is the first MITB where it really is up in the air of who will win. Christian is probably the best choice out of all of them but the question is will he really win? My feeling: sure.
Winner: Christian

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Hm, I wonder if that should have been, "It seems that pro wrestling....is fake!". Unfortunately, I'm not a grammar expert so I can't say for sure...

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I believe it was Show and Kane successfully defending their tag titles at Wrestlemania XXII.

And Punk's hair is on the line? I knew they were thinking of doing something like that a few months back but I didn't know it was on the line.

And I agree...HBK is going to put on one heck of a match. I expect at least a thirty minute classic. I also expect both men to kick out of each other's finishers, Michaels kicking out of two tombstones. And you're right, HBK has been awesome. I advise anyone to pick up some of Michaels' DVDs to see some awesome matches. To steal a quote from Flair, from perhaps as early as 92 and perhaps as late as 95, until now, HBK has been the man.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Storm, there were a couple I thought. Summerslam and Unforgiven. Unforgiven was HIAC I believe.

Additional Spam:
As I thought about HBK, I thought of a few guys he should face before he retires (which may be tomorrow).

The Rock - Both men can talk. Both men can wrestle. The Rock can hold his own against most talent and have decent matches. HBK is the man who can take someone who can't have great matches anymore and have a classic. Couple that with the fact that the only time these two men were in the same ring together during a match was when HBK superkicked The Rock to help Triple H retain his title, and you got a match people would be itching to see.

Rey Mysterio - These two did face off at the Eddie Guerrero memorial show. However, aside from being on opposing teams at Survivor Series of the same year, they really haven't had a chance to build up to a match. These two men could work together to put on a twenty to thirty minute classic. It would also be nice to have this match as father time has already slowed down both men, and even if HBK didn't retire, rumor is out Mysterio will in a couple of years.

C.M. Punk - This would be a dream match as both men could go. Punk, with his 'straight edge savior' mentality would be the perfect foil to HBK's persona.

Sheamus - Sheamus has taken the wrestling world by storm. Like him or hate him, he has made an impact. Given the fact that has essentially told Sheamus that he is the future and needs to step it up, you can bet that HBK would do everything he could to have the best match possible with Sheamus.

Goldberg - Ironically, as HBK looks to be about to leave, rumor is out that Goldberg may return. The last time these two men, Goldberg destroyed HBK. Actually, Goldberg destroyed HBK, Jericho and Orton in short order during the elimination chamber in 2003. HBK was never able to settle the score. That, the fact that for the first time in years HBK would be the underdog, and the fact that HBK could draw on Goldberg's strengths to put on another classic makes one more match that HBK should have.

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Stop cheating, Mo0. You're too big for that.

I was speaking idiomatically.

This is a shame. Kanyon had a ton of talent. He was very innovative. R.I.P. Kanyon.

Additional Spam:
Well, Daniels (or as he just recently re-dubbed himself, Christopher Daniels), is back with Ring of Honor. I guess going from challenging for the world title in November and December to jobbing to Val Venis was a bit much.

My hope is Daniels will finally get the ROH world title. (He gave a quick interview where he essentially said he'd leave the fans guessing on his intention: Mine is he wants the ROH title.)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Prediction Time:

-A.J. Styles vs. "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero for the TNA World Heavyweight Title.
Winner: Styles. This reminds me of Sting / Rhyno about a year ago where Rhyno got a title shot because he cleanly pinned Sting. Dinero may be world championship material one day but he's not there right now. He needs wins over several established stars. Also, this is just passing time before Styles faces Abyss in a re-match, and then eventually Angle.

-Team Hogan: Abyss, Jeff Jarrett, Rob Van Dam, and Jeff Hardy vs. Team Flair: Sting, Desmond Wolfe, James Storm, and Robert Roode in a Lethal Lockdown match.
Winners: Team Hogan. This tag team combination is just so odd. Between the attempted heel turn of Sting, BMI's heel turn (which was equally stupid because they had yet to reach their full potential as faces), and the weakened Wolfe (despite destroy Angle in their feud, Angle got all the wins), team Flair is just off. Team Hogan isn't much better. You have Abyss who is NOT Hulk Hogan version 2, version 1.5 or even version 1.1. He's a big man like Hogan, and can put on decent matches like Hogan many years ago, but that's where the similarities end. I question Jarrett because he whacked Hogan with a guitar years ago to protect TNA yet now he's on team Hogan of all things. Then there's RVD and Jeff Hardy, both men who got punked by Sting and Roode, respectively.
That reminds me....last month TNA amazed me. I never saw a segment that managed to weaken BOTH men. Having RVD pin Sting within seconds weakened Sting's character. Having Sting destroy RVD for onward of ten minutes made RVD look weak in comparison. Just amazing...
Oh and I pick team Hogan just because team Hogan has been getting punked for the last few weeks.

-Kurt Angle vs. Mr. Anderson.
Winner: Anderson. Kurt is taking a break. Why not have Anderson put him out, thereby setting up a potential lucrative rematch?

-Doug Williams vs. Shannon Moore vs. Kazarian in a Triple Threat Match for the X-Division Title.
Winner: Williams. Didn't Moore lose last month? Didn't Kaz win a title shot as well? Why does Moore get a rematch anyway? Oh, and regarding Kaz, watch for this to be one next step for him going to ROH. He was already wanting to leave, and given how TNA is willingly letting go decent talent (Kong, Daniels), I can't see Kaz staying much longer unless they give him the title, or better yet, a feud with A.J. Styles.

-The Beautiful People vs. Angelina Love and Tara with the TNA Knockouts Tag Titles and the TNA Knockouts Title on the line.

-Scott Hall and Sean Waltman vs. Team 3D.
Winners: Hall and Waltman. The Band/NWO/Wolfpac has not been that effective. Yet, they won last month on a three-on-one handicap match more or less. And yes they have beaten the crap out of others. However, when the bell rings, they have not been that effective. If they are ever going to be taken as a serious force, they need to have a win, and one way is beating one of the established tag teams of the current generation.

-Eric Young vs. Kevin Nash.
Winner: Nash. See above. However, I heard this was a cage match. Usually, a cage match is a big blow off to a huge feud. However, Young / Nash have feuded for one month. While I can understand the issue with having a lengthy feud between the two, I still feel a cage match is pre-mature. Either way, I can't see Nash losing here.

-Homicide and Brian Kendrick vs. The Motor City Machine Guns.
Winners: MCMG unless TNA is trying to get rid of them. Why aren't the MCMGs getting their title shot? Why are they facing a make-shift team? Wasn't Homicide turning face again after what happened to Hermandez? Or is that it? Is this some sort of plot by Homicide to get in the ring with the man who put his former tag team partner out? If so, why team with kendrick? So many questions, and I feel we'll get no answers.

-James Storm vs. Rob Van Dam, with the winner receiving the advantage for his team in Lethal Lockdown.
Winner: Storm by DQ. I can't see RVD doing a clean job here. RVD is fresh, and having him lose is just silly. I can't see Storm lose either as usually they want the heels to have the advantage. Watch for a sneaky DQ win for Storm.

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Too bad that didn't load for me Deni.

Anyway, so TNA decided to surprise everyone with RVD taking the title. Wonder how long it will last.

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WWE is still beating them. It might have to do with the fact that they have storylines that make little sense.

But who knows, perhaps Abyssmania will run wild and raise TNA to be WWE's equal. Lawl.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This week they did things well. Between RVD winning the title, Joe returning (and seemingly going back to his roots), and some other things, they seemed to have things going well.

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The firing of Mickie James is idiotic. Supposedly, she has had strikes against her for 1.) being too "fat" (??) and 2.) showing up late a few times for the tour bus.

Oh, and she lost the title like a week after she won it. I'm not sure if it was due to the staph infection or not, but after wards she was out for a few weeks.

She's supposedly going after a country music career. Probably that was another strike against her. (It may be those in the WWE don't like people having ventures outside of wrestling after one leaves. This may be furthered with the fact that Lita basically "showed them" by leaving after her contract expired to focus on her music career.)

Charlie Haas has been wanting Shelton to not resign with WWE for some time. I wouldn't be surprised if Haas' comments had something to do with this like having Shelton consider leaving the WWE. At any rate, you're right: Shelton will make an excellent addition to the TNA roster. He and Haas can team up and add another excellent tag team to TNA's tag team division. Both men could then move onto the X-division or world title scene.

Oh, and I wonder how long it will be before Gail Kim returns to TNA. I mean, they did a lot of nothing with her. Heck, Eve beat Maryse, not Gail, for the woman's title.

Moving on. PPV predictions:

Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Title
Batista vs. John Cena
Cena lost this exact type of match last year. That, the fact he got the upper hand against Batista two weeks ago, and that Cena's reigns aren't too long makes me think they'll have a final match next month.
Winner: Batista

Extreme Rules Match for the World Heavyweight Title
Randy Orton vs. Jack Swagger
Orton beat Swagger in Swagger's first match since winning the title. I just can't see Swagger losing it this quickly. In fact, I would like to see Swagger hold this title for a long, long time to really build up meaning to the title and his character.
Winner: Swagger

CM Punk's Hair on the Line
Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk
I originally though this was a mask vs hair match. It is not. Given Mysterio won last month, and given Punk already had some of his hair cut, watch for Punk to beat Mysterio here.
Winner: Punk

Street Fight
Sheamus vs. Triple H
There's no point to having this match unless Sheamus wins. The question is what Triple H will do next. He called out the Undertaker for a dark match last week. I wouldn't be surprised to see them go at it in a match but I feel that type of match should be reserved for Summerslam so it's too early to have that here.
Winner: Sheamus

Steel Cage Match
Edge vs. Chris Jericho
Wow, 2002 all over again. Seriously. Same brand, same competitors, same match. Heck, I think Edge may have had a knee injury then as well. Hopefully he won't hurt his shoulder like he did in that match. Anyway, Jericho beat Edge at Mania. I can't see Jericho winning here.
Winner: Edge

Extreme Makeover Match for the Women's Title
Beth Phoenix vs. Michelle McCool
What is an Extreme Makeover match? I haven't the foggiest. Do they mean a no-dq match or something like that? Anyway, this is Beth Phoenix here, they just released Mickie James, and they have no one else on the face side of things to go for the title. I do expect Gail Kim to come to Smackdown!, turn heel, and feud with Beth in the coming months. Not because of Gail's talent but rather the WWE doesn't have many other choices. (Sigh.)
Winner: Beth Phoenix

Strap Match
Shad Gaspard vs. JTG
Here's a typical "we'll break you up because we don't have much left for you (but in reality we won't have much for you after you break up)" type deal. Since JTG isn't being taken seriously, watch for Shad to win here.
Winner: Shad.

Oh yes, brand draft picks for Monday:
1.) Orton -> Smackdown!
Orton has been around Raw for a long time. Given he just turned face, most of his matches and feuds would be fresh. However, his allies (Triple H and John Cena) on Raw have been in extensive, emotional feuds with him. It would be more logical for him to find allies on Smackdown!. It would also be cool to watch a heel Jericho versus Orton.

2.) Edge -> Raw
Edge's feud with Cena is just about done. I could see him facing Swagger at the next PPV but not winning the title. He's then go on to feud with Sheamus, a match they eluded to a bit when Edge was making his title shot decision, with Batista, and with others. He could also give himself a break from the main event scene and team with, then feud with, Christian. Both would be refreshing to audience.

3.) Teddy Long -> Raw
WWE does random, yet sometimes shocking things. Why not have Long go to Raw? They could have it be that the guest host concept is either stopped or hosts must co-host with Long. Or they could have Long go to Raw, be a manager, then eventually come back as a GM after the guest host concept stops.
This could then lead to who is the GM on Smackdown! What about Bret Hart? Yes, Bret can't wrestle, but he can still talk, and that would be fairly shocking. It could even be that Vince lets Bret be GM as a peace offering. Bret wouldn't have to do it long, maybe six months, then say he wanted the role to see his fans against world wide, and now that he has, he's leaving. Unlikely? Yes. Surprising? Definitely.

4.) Batista -> Raw
Yes, I know, Batista left Raw to go to Smackdown! in November. So what. Matt Hardy left Smackdown! for Raw, had two or three matches, then got drafted back to Smackdown! by the end of the summer. Besides, Raw needs another heel and Batista's feud with Cena won't be finished by the end of the draft.

Some other picks:
Gail Kim -> Smackdown!
JTG -> Raw
Morrison -> Raw
Miz -> Smackdown
Drew Mywhatever -> Raw
Mark Henry -> Smackdown

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Amazing. They turned Edge heel...again.

On one hand, I understand. Big B is leaving soon so they'll need another top heel. However, this killed a great opportunity to reunite E & C. They also had barely used up Edge's face turn as he had only just returned about three months ago. Prior to that, he had been a heel for about five years. In addition, he has already had matches and feuds with several of the top faces on the Raw brand, Orton excluded. There's a bit of irony though. The last time Edge / Orton were part of the Raw brand, it was when they were breaking up and Orton was starting to turn face. It's almost like they are continuing that storyline from a few years ago. And of course tHey also managed to screw up potential feuds of Edge vs Swagger, and Edge Vs Big Show on Smackdown!

Speaking of Smackdown!, ouch. Now they have no top face. Rumor has it Big Show will be taking the spot but I don't think people will care that much. Smackdown! doesn't even really have any up and coming stars as Morrison is on Raw, Kingston's push has decreased greatly, and MVP got chewed up and spit out on Raw about a month after he arrived.

At least the Hart Dynasty won the tag titles. I suspect they'll hold them for at least a year. however, it's not due to their excellent ability in the ring but rather that the WWE has managed to kill every tag team they had left. Mark Henry and MVP are split up. Cryme Tyme is gone. Miz and Show are gone. Show and Jericho swapped brands. All that's left is Morrison / Truth (who will likely feud), Straight Edge Society (on Smackdown!), and perhaps Jericho / Miz (the partnership would make sense...and would probably lead to a Jericho face turn and feud with the Miz).

Oh well, on the bright side, with no top face on Smackdown!, Christian may have a chance to shine.

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Originally Posted by His Name is Robert Paulsen

Mortis hasn't posted lately.
I suspect a correlation.

Haha, not quite.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was of the fans removed from the PPV or Raw because they voiced their displeasure with Mickie James being removed.

Oh, and the WWE and TNA may do a switch. Most likely Mickie will return to TNA while Tara / Victoria will return to the WWE.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Prediction time:

-Rob Van Dam vs. AJ Styles for the TNA Title.
Winner: Styles. They were already pushing Angle to go for the world title when he returns. Since he has already had quite a heel run, I would hope they'd keep him face for that encounter and to do that they most likely need to have a heel champion.

-Mr. Anderson vs. Jeff Hardy.
Winner: Anderson. Jeff has gone back to his role as a huge name that ultimately jobs to that talent which is trying to make the next step.

-Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett.
Winner: Sting.

-Scott Hall and Kevin Nash vs. Ink Inc. for the TNA Tag Team Titles.
Winners: The Band.

-Kazarian vs. Douglas Williams for the X Division Title.
Winner: Douglas Williams. Hard pick here. Kaz just won the title. Furthermore, had he not won the title, I had him pegged to leave just like Daniels. However, a win by Williams here could set up a long-term feud between the two.

-Desmond Wolfe vs. Abyss in a Chelsea vs. Ring match.
Winner: Wolfe. I can't believe TNA is STILL promoting Hogan's RING. A ring from another PROMOTION. I further can't believe that ring is of equal value to another PERSON. Anyway, Wolfe wins here, setting up tension between Abyss and Hogan, leading to Abyss turning on Hogan down the road.

-Rob Terry vs. Orlando Jordan for the TNA Global Title.
Winner: I just don't care.

-Madison Rayne vs. Tara in a TNA Knockouts Title vs. Tara's career match.
Winner: Rayne.

-Beer Money vs. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Team 3D in a Tag Team Titles No. 1 contender's match.
Winners: MCMG. Why push the Band / Team 3-D rematch so soon? Why not let the MCMG's get a chance and perhaps get the titles due to interference from Team 3-D? That would add to Team 3-D and the Band's feud while also getting the MCMG's a tag title run.

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Actually, he got released because he refused to go to rehab. Poor DiBiase. First he was going to have his brother and Joe Henning join him in his own stable. However, I think Henning got injured so that got shelved. He then was going to join with Carlito and Primo. That plan is shelved too...

The reason it's not Over the Edge is that is the PPV that Owen died at. In fact, tomorrow makes it eleven years. I am a bit surprised they renamed the PPV ANYTHING remotely like Over the Edge, on the anniversary of Owen's death no less.

Anyway, matches:

R-Truth vs. Ted Dibiase

Winner: DiBiase has to do SOMETHING. He traded wins with Christian a few weeks back after getting punked by Orton. He then has been in this feud. Watch for DiBiase to win, but a miscue between him and Virgil. Then watch for the next night DiBiase to team with Virgil against R-Truth / Morrison in which there is a double double-cross (the two doubles are intentional). R-Truth will turn on Morrison and become DiBiase's new "Virgil". Since DiBiase has his new "Virgiil", he'll see no need for the original anymore and turn on the real Virgil.


Divas Championship: Eve vs. Maryse
The swapped the title around because they released Mickie James, they have not pushed Gail Kim, and they can't have Maryse beating Eve over and over again until Melina returns.

Winner and new champion: Maryse.


Unified Tag Team Championship: Hart Dynasty vs. Jericho/Miz
The Hart Dynasty just won the titles. On the other hand, Miz lost big on Monday. However, I think the Hart Dynasty will win here, with the feuding continuing.

Winners: Hart Dynasty


Randy Orton vs. Edge
In a bit of irony, this is like Jericho and Edge a few months back at Wrestlemania except Orton now plays the role of Edge and Edge plays the role of Jericho. Edge has been getting punked weekly; that and the fact he just turned heel means he NEEDS the win.

Winner: Edge


S.E.S. Joining vs. Hair Match: Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk
No way Punk is losing his hair. Watch for the masked man to cost Rey the match. However, this will be the beginning of the end of S.E.S. as Rey will destroy it from within.

Winner: CM Punk


IC Title: Drew McIntyre vs. Kofi Kingston
I have to give points of originality with the storyline that brought these two to this match. The only problem with Kofi winning is that begs the question of what Drew will do next. Drew loses more than Kofi gains if there is a title switch. My guess is watch for Kofi to win by DQ, furthering the feud.

Winner by DQ: Kofi Kingston


World Heavyweight Championship: Jack Swagger vs. Big Show
Watch for Jermizcho to interfere, costing Show the match. Then watch them go against Show in a handicap match.

Winner: Jack Swagger


WWE Championship (I Quit Match): John Cena vs. Batista
Watch for Cena to win clean here. Then watch for Sheamus to put out Batista. There have been signs of bad feelings between the two men. Sheamus putting Batista out would help build his character while at the same time have a ready-made feud for Batista if Batista ever returns to the ring.

Winner: John Cena

Cheers.

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In some surprising indy wrestling news, Consequences (Austin) Creed won the ECWA Super 8 tournament. For those who don't know, that is a tournament that basically represents the much of the best indy talent currently in wrestling. It has been won by some

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Wow, this thread has been quiet for a month.

Prediction time:

WWE Championship Match
Sheamus (c) vs. Randy Orton: Sheamus via big boot. Watch for Edge to get involved to restart the Orton / Edge feud while also setting up Sheamus / Edge / Orton.

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Kane (c) vs. Rey Mysterio: Kane via tombstone. Watch for Taker to return.


Team WWE vs. The Nexus Elimination Tag Team Match
Team WWE (John Cena, Bret Hart, Chris Jericho, Edge, R-Truth, John Morrison and The Great Khali) vs. The Nexus (Wade Barrett, David Otunga, Justin Gabriel, Heath Slater, Darren Young, Michael Tarver and Skip Sheffield): Team Nexus via Team WWE falling apart / John Cena turning on the WWE.

Intercontinental Championship Match
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Kofi Kingston: Ziggler by pinfall.

3-on-1 Handicap Match
Big Show vs. The Straight Edge Society: Show by DQ.

Divas Championship
Alicia Fox (c) vs. Melina: Melina.

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Prediction time:

6 Pack Challenge Elimination Match For The WWE Title:
-Sheamus (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. John Cena vs. Edge vs. Wade Barrett vs. Chris Jericho
Winner: John Cena, watch for Miz to cash in his MITB title shot such that ultimately:
Winner (and new WWE champion): The Miz

WWE Diva's/Women's Title Unification Lumberjack Match (The WWE Divas Will Act As Lumberjacks):
-Melina (Diva's Champ) vs. Michelle McCool (Women's Champ)
Winner: Melina

No Holds Barred Match For The World Heavyweight Championship:
-Kane (c) vs. The Undertaker
Winner: Kane

Unites States Championship Match:
-The Miz (c) vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Daniel Bryan

Single's Match:
-Big Show vs. CM Punk
Winner: CM Punk

Intercontinental Title Match:
-Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
Winner: Dolph Ziggler

WWE Tag Team Championship Match:
-The Hart Dynasty vs. ?
Winner: Nexus, with them using the "Freebird" rule in subsequent title defenses.

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Partial predictions:

Hell in a Cell Match for The WWE Title:
-Randy Orton (c) vs. Sheamus
Winner: Sheamus, if anything because there's not much left for Orton after this.

Hell in a Cell Match for The World Title:
-Kane (c) vs. The Undertaker
Winner: Kane. It was this very type of match, almost thirteen years ago to the day when Paul Bearer introduced the Undertaker that this feud began. Watch for Paul to turn on Taker to side with his "son", and also get revenge for what Taker did the last time these two were together. Also watch for the feud to carry over in a Final Chapter type match at Survivor Series, twenty years to the event that the Deadman first arrived.

Submissions Count Anywhere Triple Threat Match:
-Daniel Bryan (c) vs. The Miz vs. John Morrison
Winner: Daniel.

-John Cena vs. Wade Barrett: If Cena wins, Nexus must disband. If Barrett wins, Cena must join Nexus.
Winner: Barrett. Yes, a long shot, but with Edge leaving Raw again, Jericho leaving Raw for a while, and Triple H out for another month, Raw needs some strong heels and Barrett could be one. Cena could also be another, perhaps aiding Barrett win the title.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

WWE Championship Match:
Randy Orton (c) vs. Wade Barrett (with John Cena)
Winner: Orton. Watch for Cena to help attack Orton after the match, and Miz to cash in his MITB title show to win the title.

Buried Alive Match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Kane (c) vs. The Undertaker
Winner: Kane; Could we see Brock Lesnar come in to "bury" Taker?

WWE Bragging Rights Tag Team Elimination Match:
Team Raw (The Miz, CM Punk, Sheamus, John Morrison, R-Truth, Santino Marella and Ezekiel Jackson) vs. Team Smackdown (Big Show, Kofi Kingston, Tyler Reks, Alberto Del Rio, Edge, Jack Swagger and Rey Mysterio)
Winners: Team Raw

Divas Championship Match:
Layla (c) vs. Natalya
Winner: Natalya.

Non-Title Match:
Dolph Ziggler vs. Daniel Bryan
Winner: Bryan

Single's Match:
Ted DiBiase (with Maryse) vs. Goldust (with Aksana)
Winner: DiBiase

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Viva la raza Eddie. Even after five years, we have not forgotten.

How ya doing, buddy?

Predictions:

World Heavyweight Championship Match:
-Kane (c) vs. Edge
Winner: Kane. This will be Kane's final successful title defense. Edge will have a TLC rematch next month and win the strap.

WWE Championship Match:
-Randy Orton (c) vs. Wade Barrett with special guest referee John Cena. If Barrett wins the title, Cena is free to leave Nexus. If Barrett does not win the title, Cena is fired.
Winner: Barrett. Watch for the Miz to nail Orton with the briefcase but Cena not DQ Barrett because he'll lose his job. Then watch Cena get rid of Miz, while Barrett nails Orton with the wasteland. Cena turns around, counts Orton down, reluctantly, and then immediately pummels Barrett afterwords.

WWE Divas Championship Match:
-Michelle McCool (c) vs. Natalya
Winner: Natalya. What is the point of having a rematch if Natalya isn't going to win here?

-John Morrison vs Sheamus
Winner: Morrison. They have jobbed Morrison out, similar to how RVD and Jericho were jobbed out before they eventually become world champions. Most likely you'll see Morrison win here, lose to Barrett next month, but win the US title later on.

WWE Tag Team Title Match:
-Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel (c's) vs Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov
Winners: Nexus.

Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Tag Match:
-Rey Mysterio, MVP, Kofi Kingston, Big Show, and Chris Masters vs Alberto Del Rio, Cody Rhodes, Drew McIntyre, Jack Swagger, and Tyler Reks
Winner: Rey's team. Remember last year when Kofi outlasted Punk and Orton? Here we are a year later and the poor guy is still in the middle of the card. Truly though, they should use this match to give one of the heels a nice rub.

US TItle Match:
-Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Ted DiBiase
Winner: Bryan. Watch for them to have a rematch next month.

Intercontinental Title Match:
-Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Kaval
Winner: Ziggler. Kaval would look pretty stupid to lose here. Ziggler on the other hand has held the title for a while. However, this is the WWE. So Ziggler retains.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sonic:

Kaval was Low Ki / Senshi in TNA and ROH. He was ROH's first champion, held the X-Division title in TNA, and held the tag titles with Christopher Daniels and Elix Skipper as part of Triple X. He was part of an excellent cage match with the aforementioned two against America's Most Wanted in TNA's early days and was part of one of TNA's first "big" angles in Triple X.

Punk got hurt at Bragging Rights and will be out for the rest of the year. I had heard that Regal or someone was Nexus was going to face Punk instead. I was hoping for Regal, especially as I feel this would be Regal's one last time to shine. (Regal announced during a UK tour that is plans to retire soon.)

How ya doing, buddy?