[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Torrie Wilson is gone. She might be the first woman wrestler in quite some time to have to retire/then be fired due to a severe injury. Kinda poor taste from the WWE if you ask me but what else is new?

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Actually daggest, nodq did something like this with a CAW league. It was REALLY popular back in like 2004/2005 and had a return in 2006/2007, but nothing really this year.

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Haha, that fifteen point loss is so....'fun'.

Some other news. Looks like I was wrong with Torrie as she asked for her release. So um, nevermind about my comment on that.

Jeff Hardy will be back. Will be be back for good? Who knows!

Looks like Angle has an injured neck. He'll still wrestle at the PPV but no house shows. I wonder though if he'll take a break afterwards. May be good for him physically and his character.

And the big news of the day is...looks like Bollea (Hogan's last name) is going to jail for eight months and won't be allowed to drive for three years. This is quite a surprise. I mean, Bollea of all people, going to jail? Who would have thought it. Mr.

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Bollea...

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Well...

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Booker T turned heel again, beating down Cage/Rhino. What is it with WWE guys having heel turns within six months of their arrival in TNA (Rhino, Cage, Angle...).
LAX won the tag titles.

Kaz won a shot at the world title, replacing Angle. Joe retained over him and Steiner.

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Why would I not be surprised if HBk and Jericho BOTH turn heel on Batista?

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It looked like they were going to break up London and Kendrick a few weeks back. Highlanders are sorta in flux right now. Those things taken into account, there really are three teams. Unifying the tag titles though isn't too bad of an idea.

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It's sad because of what REgal said concerning various painkillers that he took in the past and how he's happy he was off them. Then again, who knows what it is.

I was thinking the same thing. They build Regal up again, have him punk out um, Punk, and then suddenly, he loses and is off Raw? Ouch. Guess it's back to Smackdown! and um, nothingness, as he surely just cost himself what was possibly his hugest (and perhaps last) singles careers push.

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Yea my friend told me that an hour ago. My first thought was "how can someone who hardly wrestles..take enhancements..?"

I think of FUnaki when I see this question. The guy really didn't wrestler before he got suspended, and hasn't wrestled since....

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's funny with Booker in that I honestly thought he was being built up to face ANgle for the world title. Yet, after his debut match (which he lost), he has just seemingly got mixed in with the rest of the roster. Yeah, he's a heel, but it's nothing THAT huge that makes you say, "Hey, he's going for the world title now!".

Styles as a singles face may be good except I dunno where he can go from here. Maybe win the world title a few more times so he can be three, four, maybe five time triple crown winner...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, I can kinda see why Booker won that. Here he comes and loses his first feud in TNA. He alreadydid lose his first match so...

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I think the thing is TNA in 2002 or 2003 tried to make themselves an alternative to WWE. Now, they are trying to compete by being like the WWE including many of their top wrestlers, the angles, etc. By trying to be like the WWE, for one, they lose what made them special way back in the beginning. Two, they simply can't do it the way WWE is doing it because 1) WWE did most of it before but with different characters and 2) they can't do it as smoothly as the WWE did.

Joe can be decent as a champ. He ruled ROH way back when and put them on the map (well, him and the wonderful wrestling from everyone else). Angle is also decent in the main event scene except he has been there too long. Nash might be interesting for about one match. Might be. Kaz would also add some freshness to the title scene with perhaps Daniels as well. Booker T would work as he hasn't been in the main event scene for a while now. Sting would also be interesting as he has only faced Joe I think once or twice and nothing like a big showdown type deal. And a sympathetic favorite (well, perhaps) would be Jarrett after all that went down in his life.

A.J. Styles should be going for the X-Division title, or tag team titles. "Curry Man", Jay Lethal, Petey Williams (when healed), and others should also be going for that title. Angle should come in for a time just to get the X-division title over (both in terms of match quality and also giving the rub to the champ in that he can't beat the champ).

Tag teams are well, basically where they are now. I think the tag team division is pretty decent...well, far superior than WWE's. I think though they need to have some sort of innovative match-ups for that tag titles. Perhaps an interesting twist woudl be to have all the teams (including the champs) face each other with a point system. This would leave to a big multi tag-team match for the tag titles. The team that has the most wins (and hence the highest points) would be the last time in that match. The team with the fewest would be the first team. The first and second team face off, then the winner faces the third team, etc. In the end, the winner would be the tag team champs. They could use this to have the tag champs give the rub to all the other teams, then come back in a major way in somehow surviving to retain their titles.

Anyway...

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Yeah, I know Petey is champ (and injured too so maybe not for much longer). I meant that he is instrumental to the X-division.

I really think the biggest problem is the majority of time the guys with the heavyweight title are guys who were either WCW or WWE. Actually, almost all of them were. Jarrett, Styles (albeit, briefly), Shamrock, Cage, Sting, Angle. Abyss and Joe are the only two champs that come to mind that were either homegrown in TNA or such.

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Nope, but there is a diva's title soon. *Sigh*. I had no problem with the woman's title at all. I liked it that Raw and Smackdown had their own, seperate divisions with a title (Raw with the woman's title, Smackdown with the cruiserweight). Of course, the cruiserweight title is long gone now. It MIGHT come back in a few years...who knows...

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Speaking of guys coming back, D-Lo is back.

Poor D-Lo. I remember when he was quickly becoming a rising star in the WWE. He even held two titles at once. After the Droz incident though, fans really couldn't keep interest. Of course, after that he was in various meaningless angles and such.

Wonder how he'll do this time.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

In a bit of unfortunate news, it seems a crew member was killed at TNA's last PPV after taking down a scaffold. Pretty freaky thing there if you ask me...

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Heh, and so we come full circle. Maybe about ten years ago was when the WWE took the step towards more mature television. Now it has gone back to PG programming again...

I was speaking idiomatically.

Three...but I know what you mean.

If it wasn't that it's likely the WWE is going to lose the ECW timeslot, I would still love to see Raw become "WCW Nitro", and have all three promotions feud. Of course...we all know how well that worked the last time.

As for interesting feuds, the problem is most of the feuds have been done in recent years. There ARE some that would still be interesting though:

1.) HBK Vs Undertaker - Aside from their RR07 encounter, their matches at NWO 07 and the week before RAW, and HBK eliminating Taker from the RR08 Rumble, they haven't had a real match since Jan of 98. That's TEN YEARS AGO. It could be a big match of respect as who is the top veternan.

2.) HHH Vs Undertaker - They haven't had a match since 2001. And at that time, it was Biker Taker Vs HHH. It would be interesting to see HHH Vs Deadman Taker. They could even go with the idea that Trips never beat the deadman when he was the deadman.

3.) Kennedy Vs Edge - Edge outsmarted Kennedy for the world title shot. A shot Kennedy would have theoritically used lastyear to win the title. Kennedy never got revenge for what happened. And face it, his feud with Regal is over at least for another month and his current feud doesn't yield his full potential.

4.) Jeff Vs Matt Hardy - This feud never really happened. They teased it several times, but aside from a RR03 confrontation, it never happened. It could happen though with the idea being that Matt is angry at Jeff for blowing his chances, or Jeff angry at Matt for his recent success.

5.) Kane Vs HBK - Kane came in right when HBK went out. They did cross paths once when Kane put HBK out for a few months, and they have had a few matches since, but no real feud. Kane could just turn heel and choke-slam HBK with the idea being that he's angry at losing the ECW title (whenever that happens).

6.) HBK Vs Big Show - SOmehow, this is one of the few matches that had eluded the WWE all these years. The idea is simple. HBK says he has beaten all the big men, with SHow saying he hasn't beaten the biggest man of them all.

7.) Cena Vs Batista - No real match between these two guys. They have met at the tail-end of the 05 and 08 RUmbles, have had a few tag matches against each other, and had a few matches years back. But no real feud. Either one could turn heel, although maybe they could do some tweener stuff with Cena for the kids and women portion of the fan base, and Batista for the other part. Both could try to one-up each other and see which of them was truly the best between them.

8.) Jericho Vs Edge - Ok, so Jericho just turned so this is unlikely at best. However, they haven't had a match since 03ish. Hard to see how they could start things off though.

9.) HHH Vs Edge - Quote Edge, "Why don't we have match, you and me?". Quote Triple H's Reply, "How about you first get a few world title reigns under your belt?". Those words would start up an intense feud. Yes, it hasn't been THAT long since they had the whole RKO Vs DX feud, but this time it would for the title and a singles feud.

10.) Jeff Hardy Vs Edge - Jeff has been in the main event light for almost a year despite all that has gone down. He is even in it with Cena and HHH as we speak. Him and Edge have had feuds in the past but not a singles feud. Both men have grown by leaps and bounds, and they could culminate with the TLC match between Jeff and Edge.

11.) Jericho Vs Taker - Amazingly, while they have crossed paths and have had words, these men have never feuded. Jericho could goad Taker by going on about how Taker's gone, etc. Jericho's facial expressions would be priceless with all the stuff Taker would pull on him.

12.) MVP Vs Kennedy - These two are rising stars on both their respective brands. Both could make an interesting feud with the winner becoming the number one contender. It would also help both men, as Kennedy's star has faded due to his problems within the last year, and for some reason MVP isn't main eventing yet.

13.) Punk Vs Orton - They have teased this for some time now. The last match between them didn't have a finish. It could be that Orton is now a 'legend' and Punk is now the up-and-comer whose trying to overcome him. That would be quite the reversal of roles for Orton and a role for Punk that he would be able to run with.

14.) Punk Vs Edge - And they have teased this as well. It could even be that Punk used his MITB to beat Edge for the title after Edge has a super rough defense against say Batista, or something like an elimination chamber. Then, either that could result in a double-turn OR PUnk saying basically 'what comes around, goes around'.

15.) PUnk Vs Undertaker - PUnk turns heel and goads the retired Taker to the ring. SOMEHOW PUnk would um...punk Undertaker.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There was also Madusa and Evan Kourageous too for the CW title. And then Oklahoma won it. And...the poor title.

Well, Orton looks to be gone even longer, until October. Candice Michelle will return in August it seems, presuming she doesn't do another Nash.

Taker is already back going through a 'farewell tour' but maybe back by the end of July.

Abyss may be turning heel again...supposedly got booed by the England crowd a bit. But who knows. They also had Angle basically do a facish thing putting over TNA and Jarrett.

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Looks like the Cena-Trips match is heating up. Why do I forsee Jericho, Hardy, and perhaps Cade interjecting themselves to make the outcome tainted or even non-existent (i.e. No contest)?

I thought Jericho was going to mention that when things repeat itself, about Jannetty and HBK. He went a bit of a different direction. THe surprise return of Flair was nice, even if for a cameo appearance. Well, maybe. I still wonder if Flairwill turn on HBK for ending his career or HHH even.

Cade somehow is doing run-ins at the main event level? Geez. WIll be interesting to see how he does. I think of so many guys, Albert, Bossman, that were given these types of chances and how many of them fell flat. Well, maybe not fell flat, but they certainly didn't stay at the main event level...

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Didn't Vince get Rick Roll'd? Probably the person who did it was the person who was suppose to get 2 bucks or something like that. I mean, if you found out you were getting like 4 bucks for this, wouldn't you Rick Roll Vince?

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In some ways, it is better that they didn't do that. The mentor-student angle has been played out and rarely do those who go through with it are they successful (I can only think of the Tony Adams-Steven Austin being the exception and that wasn't done on WCW or WWE).

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Shocking that JR is going to Smackdown! He and King have had chemistry for YEARS. IT won't be the same but at least JR is still around.

Rey Mysterio is not shocking. I do wonder who that leaves on Smackdown! for Edge to feud with given Batista (a bit surprising) and Rey are gone.

I highly expect that Cena will be going back to Smackdown! just for the reason that BOTH him and Batista will win thereby bringing the titles back to their respective brands. And then we literally begin from where we were in 2006 in which both men were champs and left with the titles.


ANd Kane is on Raw again? Well, no more Taker/Kane team but the poor ECW title. Yet again it will be vacated (unless Show wins it which I guess is a lock). I am so guessing Cena just to have ALL the titles change hands on the Night of CHampions.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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Wow, Mr. Raw himself, Triple H is gone.

Kennedy is back on Smackdown! What happened to his latest feud? I guess though it makes sense, he can finally have that long awaited match with Edge. Either that or he'll go heel again (although Smackdown! is full of heels).

So yeah, no Cena but it's close with Triple H.

So now, effectively, ALL championships will go between brands during this past week. And what is the US title doing on ECW? That cripples Smackdown! (as soon they will have tapings with ECW and RAW, thereby making it impossible fo ra Smackdown! superstar to hold the title. And just an interesting point, with all that has happened, Matt Hardy, being the only champion on the brand, is the flag bearer of ECW).

For Night of CHampions, obviously, Big SHow will win the title (well, almost. IN truth, Kane was a Smackdown! star but there wasn't any 'co-promotion' like there was between Smackdown! and ECW). Edge Vs Batista and Cena Vs Triple H will be interesting as you KNOW THERE WILL BE AT LEAST ONE TITLE CHANGE. The question is who. I would wager that Triple H loses the title to Cena, as it seems too early for Edge to lose to Batista.

Oh, and Trips won't turn heel. By going to Smackdown!, there is a heel champion. And there are more heels than faces for that matter.

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Those are just two words that shouldn't be used in the same sentence. Kane and Enziguri.

Here's another one. Kane. Hurricanrana. And it happened. Once anyway.

Henry is in the match now? Ugh. I hope the WWE isn't doing what I think they are doing.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So, D.H. Smith is also going to SMackdown! I guess there goes Ted Jr's partner...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Or maybe...just maybe...yes, I can see it now...

Ted Jr. "Everyone has a price...except for me who is priceless. ANd one other..."

*Cue in the Million Dollar Man's Theme and out comes the original Million Dollar man himself*

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