[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Don't forget Jazz! And Mickie! And...um...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I still remember seeing Knox before he was in WWECW in which he wasn't that bad. Funny how even going from something like OWV or other development territories to the big time through the same company still results in them having their mic time/moveset/etc cut,

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On a bit of a sad note, it seems Torrie Wilson is done. She has had two back surgeries and basically been told her career is over. This is probably the first woman wrestler in a VERY long time that has had to retire due to injury. A shame too. Hope she recovers from it.

On a hilarious (to me anyway) note, Petey Williams is now known as...LITTLE PETEY PUMP!!!

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If Taker is moved to Smackdown!, then who IS the top face on Raw? Cena is definitely NOT an option. Jericho is already too far down the ladder. Punk is not built up enough yet (my guess is they will use the entire year to build Punk up). Umaga looks to be in the early stages of another face turn with what went on with JBL, but that is unclear and even then he'll not be the top face that wins the title. Between Orton and JBL, it seems JBL is the heel, and I doubt they will turn Orton face.

Speaking of Taker, did anyone feel he now is wearing garb similar to that of late 96 to 98? I wonder if this means eventually he'll go through the phase of 99 Taker, then go back through another phase of biker Taker.

Oh, and also, did anyone see Edge's face/mouth at the end of Mania?

So...

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Joe finally won the big one. I wonder how long his reign will last. I would not be surprised if this is a two week reign done just because Joe put his career on the line.

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Actually, it's not all that surprising. How many times have wrestlers put their careers on the line and lost? I think of Alundra Blaze, DDP, Nash, and Goldberg in WCW. And then of course recently Flair (and I mean Mania 24, now Halloween Havoc in 94).

Ten or fifteen years ago it would have been obvious that Joe would win but these days they like to swerve fans to the point that they keep us guessing. I mean, it could have been Joe loses, then breaks his word and returns as a heel.

Heck, a potential angle would have been Kurt winning the match, and then Joe destroying him afterwards. And I mean destroying him as in Edge/Orton obliterating Flair about a year back but turned up several notches. Or how the Outsiders took apart WCW that one time with ball bats, and hurling Mysterio into a trailer. Basically, have Kurt having to be carried to the back and be out for a few weeks. This would either result in an instant double turn or the beginning of two turns. They could have even had Karen run out in defense for ANgle from Joe adding in the angle concerning Karen and showing she cares about Kurt. That would add (possibly) more symphaty regarding Kurt.

Joe would have had the sore loser type deal and would have begun a heel turn in which he would interrupt matches taking out his frustrations on various wrestlers (using chairs and the like to add emphasis). He would have had a bit of an outsider stigma because he wouldn't have been 'part' of the company. When this would happen, Cornette would have him escorted out, etc, etc. However, to add to it all, Joe would come BACK later in the night. Of course, he would take out the most sympathetic/beloved characters (to hopefully avoid fans getting into his rebel-like attitude). THe hope woudl be the roster would be pretty shaken up (think nWo style), especially those whom can't defend themselves as well, with regards to what Joe might possibly due to them.

Perhaps to add some time in between, maybe someone like Sting would try to reason with Joe. He might even have it that he has gotton Cornette to offer Joe a new contract only for Joe to obliterate Sting putting him out for a while (remember, Sting is part-time so this would be good for Sting). That would add heel heat just because people are generally behind Sting.

Eventually, he could goad Angle into a match with him, perhaps the icing on the cake being him putting Karen in the choke sleeper (Karen would be talking with Style and saying she still cares for Angle, effectively ending that angle. At that time, Joe will attack). Angle would go nuts and demand Joe be back in a match with him, hence bringing Joe back. Joe would win the title as Angle would be distrated/Joe's new mean streak, and both men would be freshened up.

Joe might then feud a bit with the returning Sting while Angle might go on to feud with Styles (who during the whole Joe-Karen thing, instead of stopping Joe, just walked off).

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The King of the Ring basically started on television. I think Harvey Race, Bret Hart, and one other (Jim Duggan) won them. I am unclear on the details though (if it was during one show or if they have several shows which had the matches).

In 93, they started to have the entire tournament as well as a world title defense, IC or Tag title defense and perhaps one or two other matches. Qualifying matches were usually on Raw the weeks prior to the event and/or in Savio Vega's case, right before the event.

Starting I think in 96, they started to have the semi-finals only (save for 99 and 2000), with the qualifying and quarter-finals on T.V. This has been the format since. Kinda lame if you ask me as this lessened the impact of the event (which was that a guy had to win three matches in a night to win the tournament).

So now we go back to where we came from, offering the King of the Ring on T.V. I forsee possible winners being Triple H (to build him up for the match at the next PPV and also to add to his 'King of Kings' moniker), Kennedy (as otherwise he is doing nothing), and well, that's it.

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Well, if they haven't taken enough ECW out of WWECW:

The Wrestling Observer is reporting that Mike Adamle has replaced Joey Styles as the new lead voice of ECW. This was announced before the tapings today in London. We hope to have more on why the company is going in this new direction soon.

Ugh.

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Styles really improved over the years. Yes, he's no J.R., Solie, etc, but he improved a lot. And he was one of the lingering links to the ECW of old. But I guess with Tazz supposedly leaving this summer (I thought I heard something about that last year), with Stevie Richards basically doing nothing, and with Dreamer basically jobbing out until retirement/being a road agent, I guess it's of no surprise. The last lingering remains of the ECW of old are being severed in the face of the new, but not improved, ECW brand.

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They are way ahead of you Storm. When has Dreamer won a match? Heck, he was the man who LOST the 24 man tag match and THEN lost to Chavo. You'd think that they'd at least let the guy have a NON-TITLE VICTORY of Chavito but nope.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So, um, how about know them talent and moves, eh?

YouTube - ECW - Mike Adamle's craptacular debut

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Sonic raises a good point. Orton is good with the title. No reason to take it off him. Taker seems to be doing well so far with the title as well. And Kane having a title is something fresh. Also, there aren't too many contenders that haven't already been knocked off within the past year (Edge, Kennedy, Hardy, Punk, Triple H, Cena, etc).

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The funny thing is, I had the same idea on Val.

THE TAZZ!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

But then mentioned something about being too old at this point for it?

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Oh, and here is a second video concerning a certain man's ECW broadcasting debut:

YouTube - ECW - Mike Adamle's craptacular debut - Part 2

I have to say though they seemed to go a bit overboard. I swear it was Taz who said "Mike", not Mike himself (in which case there is no problem as Taz is saying something to Mike).

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In that mic, McCain looks just a slight bit like George 'The Animal' Steele if he had glasses.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A bit disappointed with the ending of the KOTK. The person who lost should have won because you'd think they'd try to build that guy up now. But wait, this is the WWE.

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This has to be one of the worst build-ups to a world title reign I have ever seen (see Punk). Actually, I don't see it at all becoming a world title reign and rather it being that Punk is the first person to LOSE the MITB title match.

You'd think they'd build Punk up now, but I guess either they feel 1) with MITB, he is already built-up enough that his losses mean nothing or 2) they want him to be the ultimate underdog due to his losses.

Not saying he has lost EVERY match but the big ones he has in recent history.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ha, wonderful. And Punk goes back to um...what again?

Seriously, and people wonder why I am focusing more on ROH and all? I just told my brother "Seriously, the smart thing to do would be to BUILD Punk up. Give him a KOTR win (as Edge would be the only other guy who has won both the KOTR and MITB), have him pick up wins against Edge, Orton, HHH, etc, and get him properly built up into the world title scene. I mean, if they can put the title on Khali then they can surely put it on Punk.".

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I agree with most of Sonic's predictions save for:

MVP Vs Matt Hardy: Hardy, so that MVP can have a year-long reign (Hardy will beat him next month).

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Well, to the chargrin of those here, John Cena, the guy who is seemingly unstoppable, the guy who keeps on winning the WWE title, the guy who was WWE champ for eighteen months just won...

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...third place in the fatal four-way as Trips won the gold! Gotcha!

Looks like Punk/Orton may feud. A bit too late, title-wise. It also seemed that Orton was going to turn face as they were having him and JBL get at it, among other things. Then again, perhaps Punk will turn heel, and Orton face as a heel Punk using the MITB contract at the right time would be useful.

Oh, and the era of Mattitude is back as he won the US title. A bit surprising, I thought they'd have MVP hold onto the belt for another month. They could have really made it interesting if they did this:

MVP: *basically goes on and on about how he's better than Matt*

Matt: "I want one more match. Yeah, you beat me, but what would be the ultimate way to say that you're better than me? If you get rid of me! Therefore, how about it? US title against my Smackdown! contract. If I lose here, I'll leave!"

MVP: "No, you'll retire. You already got kicked out of Raw by Edge, and let's face it, ECW is a joke (boos from the crowd or maybe cheers given the fans), so once your Smackdown! contact is done, you're done."

They could really hype this up and even have MVP beat Matt in a non-title match, Edge beat Matt in a non-title match, and Edge mock Matt reminding him what happened on Raw and how he's going to enjoy sitting back and watching Matt have to pack his bags for a THIRD time (getting fired is 1st, losing to Edge on Raw is 2nd). yadda yadda.

Anyway...I guess for MVP, it's not a total loss. The Edge/Taker feud needs a rest so I guess MVP would be a good candidate for Taker's next opponent.

It looks like HBK may be hurt. He came down on his knee badly I heard and Jericho and others had to help him out. Hard to say if this is part of the storyline or not as you'd think Jericho be annoyed, storyline wise, at HBK for getting hit with the SCM. I thought it might be the start of an HBK heel turn where he faked the knee injury to trick Batista into some SCM, but if the refs and all are helping him out, I guess that isn't in the cards even if it was part of the match.

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I don't think Trips will turn heel. If he does, seriously, who is their top face? Cena is a tweener. HBK has feuded with Trips far too much. Orton, while they may be beginning a face turn, would not do well as a face against Trips (remember a few years back?). Jericho is losing steam as a face, and Jeff Hardy is gone and probably won't be allowed around the main event scene for a little while.

Actually, I forsee Orton getting a rematch, then JBL facing Triple H for the title. Yeah, they recently faced each other, but if JBL can regain the momentum he had years back, it would make for a pretty interesting match. Then there will be Kennedy who might beat Trips for the title.

So yeah, plenty of heels, both old and new, that would work for Trips. Not too many faces though...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Cena on ECW? Don't see that one happening. Maybe on Smackdown! as his lengthy run seems to be over for now.

Oh, and Dave Taylor as well as Maholey are both gone now. Spring cleaning in the WWE, eh?

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My guess is Coach will go back to Raw. Or maybe he'll replace Tazz as I heard Tazz's contract is coming up this summer. Okay, not Tazz...THE TAZZ!

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Dagget, you should have seen some of NODQ's stuff. Check up on it on youTube and some of the older episodes on um...google I guess.

And nevermind on Kennedy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hmmm...dunno where they are going with the HBK thing. I would have thought it'd be Jericho and Batista turning heel, but they aren't making this as clear cut as who the person who will become heel is.

The sad fact about Benoit is that his legacy will ALWAYS be overshadowed by those events last June. I'm not going to deny his talent or the matches he put on, but that one event, which is pretty huge outside the 'world of wrestling', will also be thought of first. I remember watching Trips/Benoit waaaaaaay back in like 2000 with my parents. That was hard to watch.

The thing with Mike makes sense. Why Tazz is doing it, I have no clue. If anything, I thought THE TAZZ would have been happy (although people did take a few shots at him). I heard the other announcers were making fun of Mike quite a bit at Backlash.

Oh and hay, look who WASN'T on Raw for the first time in YEARS (if you discount that injury time). THE CHAMP IS GONE!!!

Oh, and on a seperate note, it finally happened. ONE THOUSAND POSTS. After EIGHT years, and who knows how many accounts which all were lost due to various forum crashes/wipes, FINALLY made it to be big one, oh, oh, oh!

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I doubt that they will actually strip him of the title. I mean, seriously, who would it go to then? Back to Edge? Batista? Show? MVP? I forsee Edge being 'awarded' the title until Theodore Long comes in and stops it, then sets up a Final Chapter match between them in HIAC. Taker retains, then goes on to feud with MVP.

I was speaking idiomatically.

THat's just it. I don't see MVP as a serious contender. At least, not right now. He has tons of potential, but like, say, C.M. Punk, isn't built up to that point yet.

Actually, what WOULD happen if 1) the title truly is vacant and 2) Punk used his MITB title shot? Would he instantly gain the championship? Hmmm....

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