HEY ASSHOLE, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD

Couple of pet-peeves in my area:

1. Move the fuck up. You're blocking the fucking jug handle.

Turning into my area there's two turning point on a jug handle. Left to go back on to Route 1 or right to turn into the residential area. I'd love to take the fucking right to go home, but then you get this insanely long line of cars trying to take the left to get to more residential areas across the street.

It bothers me that some people have shitloads of room to move up, but their depth perception is fucked, so they think they're too close to the other car, when in reality, you have MORE than enough room to move up and give way to the empty lane to your right. Pisses me off every time that happens since the stop light on Route 1 likes to be obnoxiously long.

2. I've given you more than enough room to pull out of your fucking spot. Quit bitching at me.

Not generally a road thing, but shit in the parking lot is equally as annoying. In a rather crude drawing, here's what I bitch about:



It annoys me, with a burning passion, pull out of a parking spot as illustrated on the left. Especially when there's no one else around.

3. And I'll agree with DN, Use the fucking turn signal.

I especially hate it when people don't use it in advanced and decide to use it the moment they turn or switch lanes. GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLE. I CAN'T FUCKING READ MINDS.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Megalith

Where, mang.

Edison area, around Fords. I live between Menlo Park Mall and Woodbridge Mall.

There's nowhere I can't reach.