[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

Or you just find a way out of it.

Oh, today's update is Luigi's Mansion.

How ya doing, buddy?

Then intentionally mess up your opponent off screen. Simple. It just requires them getting out of rhythm, and I know a lot of rhythm retarded people. <_<

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm sure they won't let you get away with disconnects, but if you're just going for random battles, there's gonna be too much going on to even attempt to pull of an infinite.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I have seen the video, so I know what you're talking about. Like you said, people would probably whore out Fox's wallshine infinite as well since it's easier to pull of this time around.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Today's update: Zelda and Ice Climbers's special moves.

Nothing special. :|

I was speaking idiomatically.

IT'S A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE FOR POSTCOUNT++ AND FINDING OUT RANDOM TIDBITS OF INFORMATION.

Stages and character updates are pretty useless to us though. If they give us gameplay information, then that's a different story. I wouldn't have known about the Pivot Grab if the Dojo said nothing about it.

How ya doing, buddy?

If anyone is interested, BrawlCentral has a live stream running of Brawl gameplay. Even though it's just computers fighting each other, it's still pretty cool to watch.

FELIPE NO

Yeah. You can have up to three people play online at the same time. You need that 4th spot for the online entrant.

How ya doing, buddy?

For great justice and postcount++:

Today's update: Falco.

Dear God, how many times has this picture been done before?




And I've been watching the Brawl stream on BrawlCentral... My god, that computer match: Fox v. Falco v. Wolf v. Lucario has been going on for about two hours now.

I'm tired of all the Landmasters!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Two Megaliths here? Blasphemy!

But ouch to Europe. At least the rumor ain't true. Would suck even more if it was later than the projected date.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Today's update: Meteor Smashes and Bowser's Special Moves.

I like Bowser's new side move... Now he has a Bowsercide move (which looks awesome). And ultimately, should this be used in a 1-on-1 match with 1 stock left for both, Bowser would get the win, since your opponent goes off screen first.

Sheesh, Bowser just got a whole lot better in this game.

And watching the BrawlCentral Stream... Awesome. Wolf has a spike.

And while I'm continuing to talk to myself, I always wondered why Shadow wasn't one of the loop running characters in Green Hill Zone. Go figure that he's an assist trophy.



Also, among new Pokemon I've seen in the Stream:

• Gardevoir
• Metagross
• Gulpin
• Weavile

And now for something of actual importance. Sakurai hates us.

Quote:

In a recent interview, Sakurai has confirmed that no extra character will be obtainable via WiiConnect24 or other means. He even states that he doesn't think it's even possible on the Wii itself. Sakurai also mentions that no other third party companies approcahed him at all for characters.

IGN: We have to ask because there are so many rumors about this. Are there any hidden characters to come? Can you unlock more hidden fighters by way of WiiConnect24 or will you offer new downloadable content -- new fighters, for example. -- using the service?

Masahiro Sakurai: No. There are no characters that can be unlocked via connecting to WiiConnect24 or interacting in that fashion. And I may be mistaken here, but the Wii doesn't have a hard drive -- it's a disc-based system -- so I don't think we'll be doing that, I don't think it's going to happen.

Courtesy of IGN.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by KrelEN

Anyone who was expecting DLC beyond stage builder stuff was deluded. Sorry.

One could hope and dream though.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, no. They're similar in fashion, but different effects.

Meteor Smashes are recoverable after you're hit.
SmashWiki: Meteor Smash - SmashWiki

Example: Up+B fast enough to Yoshi's F-air or Falco's Side+B, you can recover.

Spikes on the other hand just send you straight down.
SmashWiki: Spike - SmashWiki

Example: Falco's D-air off the edge. Odds are, if you're 40% or above and you get knocked off the stage downwards, you're not coming back.

Speaking in Melee terms.

How ya doing, buddy?

Today's Update: Captain Falcon

The pictures are wonderful.

The descriptions also:

Captain Falcon is all about legs. He used to be the fastest runner in the entire game... Way back when, that is...

Spoiler:

But there's just no outrunning this guy...

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Today's Update: Master Hand and Crazy Hand

Terms have changed for making the Crazy Hand appear:

They appear when:

* You arrive at the final stage and the difficulty level is set to Hard or above.
* You arrive at the final stage in 9 minutes or less.

FELIPE NO

Oof! Then I better pay off my remaining $45 I still have to pay off on this.

I don't wanna be at the back of the bus when the release is here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh hell, me and some of the regulars at the arcade in our mall all came to agreement that none of us are participating, and instead of waiting for our chance to play, we head straight to the arcade after the release, have an all night ITG session and hook Brawl up to the roller coaster simulator and just play all night.

Screw the tournament.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

In a totally late and uninteresting update: Samus and Pikachu's special moves.

Blah.

How ya doing, buddy?

Think how it pains me to wait for Wolf when Brawl week is soon approaching. He's literally the last character you have to unlock in the whole damn game. T_T

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think faster than Ness even, depending what you do first.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Today's update: Clear percentage. <_<

I was speaking idiomatically.

Through taunts, but I believe you're able to customize the message beforehand.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Today's Update: Lucario

Nice pictures.

FELIPE NO

Oh hell yes.

Reading GoNintendo, there's a program that allows you to change the .bin files for Brawl to JPEGs. Now we can post screen shots of epic tales and pervertedness.

Bin2JPG

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

They might do more than one character during the week, though. Falco and Falcon were in the same week, just on opposite ends of it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.