[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Ver. 214. Gobble Gobble Gobble, Slurp Slurp Slurp

Bumping and reminding:

You have until Saturday, April 26th @ 11:59 PM EST to submit a screenshot to me via PM.

What baffles me is that people keep asking about but only ONE person actually submits anything.

I want this to work.

Additional Spam:
Hey, so Europe finally has a confirmed release date on Brawl.

GoNintendo » Blog Archive » Brawl hits Europe on June 27th, WiiWare on May 20th, Nintendo Channel on May 30th…and MANY more dates (full Wii/DS release lists) - ALL CONFIRMED!- What are you waiting for?

According to the article, Brawl comes out in Europe on June 27.

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Don't forget! Screen shots due by 11:59 PM EST!!

We still need more!

And anyone who entered anything, please feel free to provide a caption!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

There is somewhat of a difference if you reduce the size of the photos:

640x480:

400x300:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, I use Brawl screens as my cell phone wallpaper. The quality suffers a little, but I live. ;_;

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ooh, people on Brawl? I'm game!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I did. It's just BORING with only three entries. ;_;

How ya doing, buddy?

Meh... I'll just drop the idea. ;_;

Not enough interest is being generated in my opinion.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

;_;

I have no motivation to even complete the board. I basically just play this game to play against my friends and work on chainthrowing with Falco and Wolf. <_<

Jam it back in, in the dark.

If anyone is still interested in that 2v2 Tournament, I'm probably gonna start that up after 4th of July Weekend since I won't be horribly busy from that time.

At the moment, we only have five teams ready to battle, one of which I'm not sure is still participating, I'll probably throw a PM their way sooner or later regarding the tournament.

Anyway, it's going to be an awfully quick tournament if there aren't more teams.

And CN, that last video with Pokemon Trainer.

I'll take his English smoker voice any day over what the hell Europe is getting.

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Alright then, that makes it four teams!

And Basil, that's how all young boys in Japan sound like. o_o

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hay, there was an update on the Dojo. How shocking!

Today's Yesterday's update:

More screenshots.

To commemorate the release of the European version.

GIVE US MORE RANDOM TRIVIA INSTEAD:

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Late Smash Dojo update as well as other information as well.

This is what I get for looking at stuff when I'm bored.

August 22nd
Target Smash and Home Run Contest World Records posted.

Link

Also, the Smash Boards tier list got posted up and everyone at GameFAQs has their panties in a bundle. Hilarity ensues.

I was speaking idiomatically.

You tell me. I could understand Falco being fast at it, but Olimar? Damn.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Identity Crisis

Don't blink or you'll miss it. I can only imagine how many practice sessions to reach that level of perfection. Good gravy.

Jesus, that's quick. People are some kind of crazy, aren't they?

FELIPE NO

All I have to say about the tier list is that Captain Falcon fell HARD.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Remember what Dr. Wright said in Smash Kingdom Melee: Tiers R 4 Queers.

Who isn't aware of that? The last thing I actually wanna do is actually discuss the tier list. I just thought I should mention it so you could look at everyone at GameFAQs get pissy over it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Why tiers exist according to SmashWiki:

Quote:

A tier list is a ranking of each character's metagame, based on tournament settings. It is an indicator of how each character is expected to perform, under tournament settings, in relation to the rest of the cast. Thus, tiers measure the potential of each character based on all currently known techniques and strategies that have been shown to be useful in tournaments. Tier lists are common in fighting games as well as many other competitive games involving a large selection of characters

Why Meta Knight is on top:

Quote:

He currently ranks first on the Tier List, due to his many, many tournament wins and his incredible matchups (little disadvantage against any character).

Why Captain Falcon is on the bottom:

Quote:

C. Falcon currently ranks bottom on the tier list, due to his poor matchups and tourney wins.

Plus a nice handful of his moves are low priority.

The tier lists mean absolutely nothing if items are on or you're not fighting with Tournament Settings. Not many people fight with Tournament Settings anyway. So this is really just how characters are matching up in the high end tournaments. By no means does it mean that Captain Falcon is a really shitty character, it just means that if he fights a really good Meta Knight in a high end tournament, he's probably gonna lose due to his match up against that character and the priority of his moves. Since most of them are low, he'll be quickly wasted and KOed in an instant even before he could get an attack in.

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Originally Posted by GB

Wario is top-tier, why lie.

Spoiler:

CHA CHA CHA

With a fart that can blast you out of the arena, he's bound to be top tier material.

How ya doing, buddy?

Toon Link is as low as he is due to the lack of him being used in tournaments. If people continue to win with him, he has no where to go but up.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The Wi-Fi kinda sucks from my room and these days I haven't had a whole lot of time to play.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Sacred X

Very fun, hopefully more GFF matches of 4 or 2v2 team battles can take place in the near future.

HAY. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO DO THE "GFF TOURNEYFAG BRAWL TOURNAMENT".

3 stock
8 minutes
No Items
Banned Stages are banned.

Semi-serious, depending on what people actually wanna do with this game right now. I wouldn't mind having another tournament.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'll just keep it at, if you don't feel like dealing with all the restrictions and crap this "GFF TOURNEYFAG" tournament has, just stay clear from the tournament.

I learned from the last tournament not to leave much room for debate or people will get pissed off at you.

FELIPE NO

No characters are gonna be banned. If you wanna play as Meta Knight, for all I care, go ahead. I might be choosing him every once in a blue moon.

Probably the same match rules will apply:

Matches are first to 3.
Finals are first to 5.
Double Elimination

I'll probably get a sign-up thread set-up in a couple days.

A note:

According to tournament rules, these stages are ALWAYS banned:

75m
Big Blue
Bridge of Eldin
Flat Zone 2
Hannenbow
Hyrule Temple
Mario Bros.
Mushroomy Kingdom (1-1 and 1-2)
New Pork City
Rumble Falls
Shadow Moses Island
Spear Pillar
The Summit
WarioWare, Inc.

These stages are up for debate:

Green Greens
Mario Circuit
Onett
Port Down Aero Dive
Skyworld

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well, I'll be willing to keep both in if everyone else agrees to it, but here are the reasons stated on the SmashWiki:

Quote:

Shadow Moses Island - Removes three of the four blast lines.
Bridge of Eldin - Potential for game-breaking camping/stalling.

Personally, I'm a fan of Shadow Moses. As for Bridge of Eldin, I don't think we really have to worry about camping or stalling. I'll expect it one point or another, but I don't think it would be a huge deal.

Additional Spam:

Originally Posted by Sacred X

What were the rules/bannedstages/whatever for the last GFF tourney?

Everything was free game last time. All items and stages were on. I already compromised with that one, so I figured, why not just make one specifically styled for "professional tournament play"?

The whole no items/certain stages banned bit.

Might as well balance out what kind of stuff we run here, I suppose.

I'll drop the idea for a 2v2 tournament since that was hell to figure out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll probably hold this during Winter Break since it's a good time for me as well. At this point, it's just discussion and stuff.

Plus, Gargo, like the last tournament, I'm not restricting anyone to a certain character. For all I care, put some variety in your choices.

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