Trench Coats (for non-devious purposes)

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First of all: Who wears them that isn't either 1) Going to shoot some people up at school, 2) You're gothic (or punk or whatever, although if you aren't a poser you won't admit to it), or 3) You're going to a party for Halloween and you want to look like Neo.

You left off 4), which involves Flashers. The most notorious image with people in trenchies =(

If I were to buy one, it'd be a khaki colored one as an overcoat. But that'd only be if I was in a cold city. I'd wear it with a business suit. No other choice of clothing would look quite as classy with it as that would, I feel.

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Originally Posted by Yamamanama

Speaking of flashers, if you get a trenchcoat, you should walk around suspiciously and open it occasionally to reveal a sign that says BOO! taped to your shirt.

Ahaha ;D Some guy I know on-campus did that on Halloween this last year. On Halloween, some folks dress up and still go to class in-costume. He was wearing something like a muscle shirt/wife beater and some shorts. So, just by looking at his neck and legs, you'd figure he was naked. Had a sign taped to his chest that said "Boo" D;

I dared him to flash some group of girls near a bus stop. Sorority gals. He snuck over without any of them seeing him. Walked out in front of them. Cleared his throat loudly to get attention, and "WHISH". Boy, they covered their eyes and screamed LOUD. He closed his jacket before they could see the sign and made his escape on a bus that came almost immediately after this. Ninja style =o I think he did his best to time it with the bus' arrival.

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