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 Member 629 Level 46.64 Mar 2006 
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"Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete"
Jesus fucking Christ. Pulitzer material right here.
So. Uhm. I'm trying to think of how to expand on this. Lion escapes zoo in Acapulco. Sees woman riding donkey with her niece. Attacks. Woman hits it with machete several times until it runs away ;x Both the woman and her niece were fine, thankfully. But still. Wow  I'd love an artist's rendition of this epic tale of ass-riding combat.Jam it back in, in the dark.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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