So, it's that time of year again. I got momma a nice blue iPod Nano (she recently expressed interest in one) before I left offshore, but that was an early one for her birthday. Mother's day is May 11th, her birthday on May 19th.
I've found out recently that she's pushing for a big leap in her career. However, it involves working nonstop at workshops and stuff to knock the socks off folks. This is gonna go on for a few weeks, and she's been losing lots of sleep. In addition to this all, I've been unable to call home. I usually call home on Sundays for a little update to let them know all is fine, but I've been unable to until just today (phone shit is ironed out. Limited phone time, but enough). I called up my old man, got caught up on what has gone on for the past few weeks, and I kind of got the vibe that they get stressed out if I don't check in. Neither of 'em are too keen on my job, just so ya'll know. They're counting down the days until I settle in to an office job.
I'm missing her birthday, unfortunately, along with Mother's day, so I decided to get her a real nice bouquet delivered to her (I'm an ol' softie and love my parents. Deal with it

). Hope she does well =o

I kind of made a note on the card to take a picture of the whole thing, since I probably won't see it ='D The one pictured is the medium-quality selection, but I shot for the top-quality bouquet. Curious how it looks.
So, what've you got in store for the lady who brought you in to this world? A card? Something nicer? A shirt saying "FUCK YOU, MOM

" along with a burning bag of poo on her doormat? Let's hear it~
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