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 Member 629 Level 46.64 Mar 2006 
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Christ. I see myself as a god damn perfect driver in every way, so every Tom-Dick-and-Harry behind the wheel can piss me off given my mood.
My biggest things? a) People who drive slowly. I was stuck behind someone in residential a few days ago (two lanes, one going each way) and they were READING a god damn book. A 30mph zone resulted in me driving for a couple miles behind a douche going 10mph. To top things off, they MISSED the left turn light at the very end of it when I was about to get in to multiple-lane roads. Fuck these guys. b) Horn honkers. I've only honked my horn three or four times since I started driving. I only give a soft tap on the horn if somebody is sitting in front of a green light and not budging. Even then, I'll sometimes wait a bit in hopes they notice (usually do). When I was in Houston, you'd think folks were PERCHED on their horn buttons. The instant something goes wrong and HOOOOOOOONK. I get livid about other drivers, but honking just shows you're there in my opinion. If someone cuts me off and almost hits me, honking won't solve the problem. I'm sure they saw me and are just douchebags. c) Multi-taskers. These guys slowly meander about in the lane. I don't know about ya'll, but I *always* use a blinker when switching lanes. Some folks just don't do it, so whatever. I'll see someone in the lane ahead and to the left slooowwwwly meandering in to my lane. I figure "okay, lane change, whatever." But then they scoot back over in to theirs. It happens repeatedly and makes me uneasy about proceeding forward, lest they hit me  Driver types I hate lean over in to personalities I despise. Horn honking is akin to my hatred of loud assholes. The other two are displays of folks who lack a sense of awareness. They only think about themselves and don't give two shits about anyone else. Know that person who blocked the way in the super market and ignored you all the while? They're probably a slow driver who swerves in lanes often. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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Member 629 Level 46.64 Mar 2006
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I also get mad at folks who start off behind you, only to speed up, pass you, JUST to make a turn from the lane they started in. They could've sat behind you, going at your speed, BUT NO. A FEW SECONDS LONGER IS NOT SOMETHING I CAN WASTE.
I can understand passing someone who is going REALLY slow, but passing just to make a turn from that same lane a few moments later strikes me as odd. There's nowhere I can't reach.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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