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Looool =3 I went through the metal detector around six years ago and got beeped. Emptied pockets and I still beeped, so I got dragged into a side room for a hand-held detection.
Firstly, it goes off on my left shoe. They remove it and find a metal sliver that somehow got into it. Maybe when the base was originally molded. They then started sweeping me again and the detector beeped as it went over my right knee. This was shortly after my surgery, and it was loaded with metal bits. The person with the detector looks me dead in the face and says "SIR. ARE YOU CARRYING ANY WEAPONS IN YOUR KNEE." My first response was "AHAHAHA. YEAH LIKE A KNIFE RIGHT? :3" "*angerface*" "No "I also know a buddy who freaked out a few folks on a plane just two weeks ago. He was talking about Obama and said "Oh-bomma" too loud. "BOMBER?" "WHAT?" No panic broke out beyond two or three folks, as it was squashed/clarified almost as soon as it got off the ground (the misconception. Not the plane!). But I got a chuckle out of hearing about it :3 Jam it back in, in the dark.
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.
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