Drunken excursions

I got a good one~

I was sitting at a bar with buddies a month or two back, and we got around to nagging this one dude about his love life. He's a big-time charmer, and has women all over him all the time. He then admitted that he could get some women genuinely angry at him from time to time. Even got slapped due to some comments! O'course, we couldn't see this. He's a real nice guy and girls stick to him like shit on velcro.

Then one dude there laid out twenty dollars on the table. Said "get a woman to legitimately slap you within five minutes and you can have this." Needless to say, he had money to blow, and the conversation was boring him.

"That's too easy."
"Yeah, but you only get one shot. It has to be visible from over here. Finally, you have to pull it off in three phrases."
"What do you mean?"
"We'll watch you. You say something, she says something, you say something, she says something, you say something. That's three phrases. And no asking the girl to slap you. Nate here can read lips."

Sadly, we do have a friend who can read lips, and he was playing "observer".

So, Thunder (the buddy who is to be slapped. His name is Nick but we call him Thunder for some unknown reason) stands up and wanders around.

I'm looking at my watch, and it hits the four-minute mark. I raise my hand and tap it, gesturing for him that he has one minute. He nods, acting real laid back. He later told me that he was "casing the broads". He spotted the winner -- some real hot gal, but she had an air of bitchiness to her. Real primmed and all that stuff.

He walks over, noticing she is on her feet, wandering around. It's a crowded bar and she was looking for a place to sit down.

Thunder approached her and it went a little like this:

"Heya. How ya doin'?"
"Uhm... I'm doing okay..."
"Looking for a place to sit?"
"Yeah, actually."
"Here. Lemme clean off a place for ya."

Thunder then reached up and wiped his mouth clean.

Sure enough!

The hand cocked back and did some odd sorta wave/quiver motion before WHACK. He got slapped, and laughed in her face once before running back over to us screaming "TWENTY DOLLAHS TWENTY DOLLAHS!"

Then he tripped over someone's foot, landed face-down, and passed out. Sean, needless to say, was entertained. "Hah! He earned my money, thats for sure".

Jam it back in, in the dark.