You're such an ASSHOLE.

There was one time I ordered nachos from a movie theater. When I'm hungry and I'm at the movies I'll usually have a hot dog or some nachos and I felt like having the latter that day. So I get it and sit down and proceed to open it when this foul smell hit me. I looked under the lid and there was this black sludge on top of it and made me want to puke. I got up and wanted to get a refund. The guy I was talking to, whom was closest to where I was at, didn't seem to get it and just stood there. I asked for a manager but another nonmanager guy showed up and I just repeated what I said. Finally we went to register that I ordered from and got a refund. I'm never getting nachos from that place.

I told my friend about it, who worked at that theater for a fews months a while back and he told me that they basically just reheat the nacho cheese and take it off at the end of the day. So basically it is constantly cooling and reheating which I'm sure isn't the best for it and it's entirely possible that they don't regularly check expiration dates.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I went over to TGIF's the other night. I had ordered a Black and Sam (Guiness mixed with Sam Adams) with a steak and my girlfriend had some hot tea and these Hawaiian sliders that won some Food Network challenge. We got there and planned to see a movie afterwards but they were taking forever. First the waitress forgot my girlfriend's drink order. No big deal really. Then we were just waiting for our food, talking doing ok and then the manager comes by and tells us that they forgot to put in our orders but it should be ready in five minutes. After that we decided to just say fuck it and leave. So that was the first time I left a restaurant without paying. We went over to an Italian restaurant instead.

There's nowhere I can't reach.