Okay, NOW Hollywood is out of ideas - Street Fighter sequel is coming

Originally Posted by sprouticus

The only thing the original Street Fighter is good for is hearty laughs among friends because of how horrific the whole thing is, how cheesy the dialogue is, and how many times Van Damme can do a roundhouse kick. Even the drinking game (take a drink whenever Van Damme does a roundhouse kick) is flawed because he doesn't unleash anything until the very end.

That's why you do the drinking game based off of how many times he does the splits. He's kind of conservative in this movie with it, but watch Bloodsport and he does it at least 7 times or so.

Why is this happening? Eh whatever. By the way, City Hunter is awesome just for the fact it's a pretty slapstick martial arts comedy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Cal

But this is exactly what I don't get. The story itself is fucking silly. Could you imagine an earnest Tom Hanks or Sam Neill performance in Hotshots 3?

Well Tom Hanks has done comedies in the past so it wouldn't be beyond him.

I kind of hope for an almost supernatural type of film, you know sort of how most Hong Kong films are with wire jumping and other death defying stunts and of course the game's trademark fireballs.

Honestly, I don't expect much in the movie except to be completely and utterly entertained by some fantastic fight choreography, with Keanu Reeves starring as Ken. I kid, I kid.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by nwzinc

The only way they could make a decent Mario Bros movie is if they had Tim Burton directing, imo.

NO.

Tim Burton's visual style doesn't mesh well with Mario's universe. The only way another movie is to work is if it is completely animated, CG or traditional.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.