So I guess I have things growing out of my neck.

I have a really high hairline with a widow's peak (think Vegeta but not as sharp a peak,) so everyone thinks I'm balding, which is annoying. I also have a very minor (as in, it's just there, but has no side effects) skin condition called "Goose Flesh" (most certainly not the medical name) where my upper arms and legs (a little on my back) looks like I'm covered in small, concentrated pimples. I've had them since I was a kid. They're not that big of a deal, but people either think they're zits, or ingrown hairs, which they are neither. However, they've been fading since I started losing weight, which is really good.

Jam it back in, in the dark.