You've been to Sri Lanka? WTF?

Let's see here. So we count basically every place our fucking feet have touched the soil of whichever nation/state/city/municipality/hamlet/pisspoortown it would be. Alright.

CANADA - I live here, obviously.
For the cities I'll go from west to east:

Tofino, British Columbia. Nice place for pictures but bloody windy.
Port Alberni , BC. Visited some family friends.
Nanaimo, BC. I lived here for about 3 years when I was a kid. Boring place.
Ladysmith, BC. Fucking bored out of my tree in this piss poor "city"
Duncan, BC. Did some piano exams here.
Chemainus, BC. I think this is the small town with murals all around.
Victora, BC. MINIATURE WORLD FTW!!!!
Vancouver, BC (including the suburbs of Richmond, Surrey, Burnaby, Coquitlam,
Horseshoe Bay, BC). LOTS of family friends here.
Kamloops, BC. I hated this place. Fucking middle of nowhere. Sorry. Reminds me of fucking fruit loops, which isn’t a good thing.
Hope, BC. Don’t remember much.
Penticton, BC. Don’t remember much here either, visited some friends.
Barkerville,BC. I LOOOOOOOVEEEEE GOLD.

Calgary, Alberta - LOL, is this my kitchen.
Edmonton, AB. LOL west ed mall. Also lived here for like all of 7 months.
Red Deer, AB. Stopped here for something to eat. LOL.
Banff, AB. Is this Japan #2.
Jasper, AB. Fucking BEAUTIFUL place.
Medicine Hat, AB.

Winnipeg, Manitoba. My train stopped here and I walked around for three hours. Meh

Toronto, Ontario. My train also stopped here. Crazy busy ass place.

Quebec
Montreal, QC. A very interesting place. I went to the Jazz festival in 2002 I think.
Quebec City. WOW. Is this like Europe. Another beautiful place.


UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – been here quite a few times

Again from west to east:

Washington State.
Seattle, WA. I only remember something about the space needle. Never went up.
Olympia, WA. I visited here from taking a ferry service from Victoria, BC, Canada. Don’t remember too much.
Spokane, WA. I remember there’s this like ….giant light ferris wheel thing here. Of course this was when I was a little spatula at that time.

Oregon
Salem, OR. Don’t remember much, meh. Next.

California. (finally something more interesting)
Los Angeles, CA. More like Los Santos. I remembered A LOT of wide ass 12-16 lane highways and cop cars cruising and black people rapping on the streets.
Anaheim, CA. M-I-C-K-E-Y spells what.
San Francisco, CA. I like how I ran down Lombard Street full tilt and waved at Alcatraz at the same time. Good times…I liked the Sony thing…
San Diego. I LOVED the beaches and the Sea World here. Actually the Sea World was kinda boring >_>.

Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Had some family friends here.

Billings, Montana. I like how this was the very first time I visited a TARGET shopping center, LOL. I bought my first chess set here.

Houston, Texas. Sup Rockgammer, Gechmir, Lord Styphon ;__;.
Westheimer and Post Oak Boulevard. Basically that’s the intersection you should memorize to get to the Galleria, like, pretty awesome, and better looking than West Edmonton Mall IMO.

Fort-Worth, Texas. I had a stop over from a flight here. Took a piss. That’s that.

Manhattan, New York City, New York. Sup Ultima, Skate, and the rest of the gang ^__^.
Fucking amazing city (and by that, I can only speak for Manhattan, as it’s the only borough I visited out of the 5 – Manhattan, Bronx, Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens).
I like how I learned of some of the locales of NYC by playing Deus Ex. LOL Battery Park.

AUSTRALIA
Sydney – I like the coat hanger and Opera House. Very beautiful city, especially if you take the 2 hour boat ride, highly recommended. City itself is pretty expensive though. >_>
Brisbane – family friends here. Also sup late-Mr. Irwin. ;__;

THAILAND
Bangkok – was in the airport. God damn that place seemed pretty dirty. No offense to the Thais or anything, but DAMN!, your country needs more rubbish bins or something (of course this leads to where to put the damn land fill, but that’s their problem).

MALAYSIA

Kuala Lumpur – what a smoggy and hot place man. Thank god they have milk tea and stuff. Also
Melaka – I like how I was born in some red brick building that was turned in to a museum then later demolished. LOL.
Ipoh – don’t remember much.
Johor Bahru – have a few cousins living here.
Langkawi – sex in the sea


SINGAPORE
THIS IS A [$$$FINE$$$] CITY.

HONG KONG (Before 1997) I like how I ate a egg tart here. Delicious. Sup Megaliths of the world. Stayed here for like two nights.

HONG KONG, SAR OF CHINA (After 1997) I flew in for a pit stop

SOUTH KOREA

Seoul, S Korea. Damn…so many narrow streets and alley ways man. Also TONS of churches. THE CHRISTIANS ARE COMIN’ TO GET YA!

Inchon, S Korea. Stayed at the International Airport and did nothing at all, but tired to go to sleep.

JAPAN lol the one you’ve probably been waiting for.

Tokyo, Japan. I like this city. NO, I fucking LOVE this city. I’m a city slicker type, so this place fits the bill perfectly. It doesn’t have to be expensive though…
I like how Akihabara basically steals your wallet.
Yokohama. Just more concrete jungle, really.
Nagoya. Boring place. Didn’t do much, a few underground shopping arcades and the like.
Nara. Probably the creepiest place that I’ve visited in Japan. Quite a bit tourist attraction area though. Temples here, temples there, temples everywhere.
Osaka. LOLLING Osaka. Another cool place.
Kyoto. One word. KINKAKUJI. That is all. (again, more of the temple stuff here and there).
Takarazuka, Hyogo Prefecture. I was traveling with a friend at the time and he had family friend relatives here. Nice cozy place.
Kobe. Nice water front views. ^___^

SWEDEN
Stockholm. I FUCKING SWEAR the entire airport was from Ikea. No lie, son.

Jam it back in, in the dark.