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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 07:13 PM

It's obivious these teenagers need to go do motorcross or something, get a rush that won't guarentee some degree of brain damage. Any 14 year old boy who doesn't get enough out of masterbation (and tries choking themselves) needs to get his ass kicked by his dad right now.

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by Devo

Motocross doesn't guarantee brain damage? What?

Not if you don't suck, also if you wear a helment, you're more likely to break your neck than get brain damage.

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 07:32 PM

It's surprising that anything can outdo the stupidity of inhaling aerosol products. But teenage boredom knows no limitations to stupidity. Case-in-point, those willing to try meth even though they know what it does (they should just drink and smoke instead).

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Devo

Kids do stupid shit for a thrill. I think the issue of "you can kill yourself easily" needs to be stressed more.

Yes they need to play more Diablo 2 in hardcore mode, that'll teach them that death is a once and final event.

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 07:49 PM

It's like the evolution of drugs (alcohol->tobacco->pot->cocaine->crack->meth), the teenage model is like such:
rebellion->sex->legal drugs->illegal drugs->inhalants->the previously listed in combination->choking
it's currently a fad to outdo other teenagers with stupidier and more painful things, never mind that sex is more than enough for 99% of the teen population.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Devo

It also has to do with availibility which some of you are ignoring. You can find anything in the house to choke yourself with, you don't have to spend money and you don't risk your parents finding anything since it could just be a belt you're using.

Yeah, but how do you explain the belt mark around the neck? It's not like you're likely to be given a hickey by a whale or something.

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by Devo

Turtlenecks, jackets and sweatshirts with hoodies are your friend.

Well, it's inevitable that something will show up (like bugged out eyes, choking doesn't exactly enhance your complexion).

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 08:41 PM

Wait until some idiot learns he can orgasm better by poking a needle into his eye socket...

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 5, 2006, 08:54 PM

We should tell teenagers college students find out that woking 40 hours a week and paying taxes makes sex so much better.

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 6, 2006, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Sir VG

Question. Why are they issuing warnings for this stuff? Just let natural selection do its thing here.

It's those evil, greedy and selfish middle American parents who are disrupting the natural order here. Look what they did about offsensive TV back in 2004....

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 6, 2006, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Wow, kids these days are fatalistic, huh?

If they're dumb enough to pull that shit, let them kill themselves. Maybe it will teach others a lesson. Fucking A, man. "LETS HANG OURSELVES at tonight's slumber party!"

Stupid stupid STUPID.

Only in America are kids well off enough to think of how they can get high. I bet there are very little choking game deaths in Africa because the kids there are too damn poor to think about this crap.

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 6, 2006, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

The fuck are you on about, child.

They're "too poor" to think about this crap? Because the POOR never commit suicide accidentally EVER, right?

Don't blame America. This has nothing to do with it.

I'm syaing that only kids that have the time to get bored are the ones that will try getting high like this. When you're staring and poor, how to get a better high doesn't even cross a your mind (unless you're a drug addict).

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Kaiten · Local time: Mar 6, 2006, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Are you implying that the poor never do stupid shit. Seriously. Be careful where you're going here.

DISCIPLINE is in order. Not "GOD AMERICA SUCKS SO MUCH." Kids are stupid. End of the line. Poor, rich, fat, skinny, black or white - anything for a thrill when you're young.

Its the same across the world.

I agree there on it being a world problem, but it seems to happen more often in places like the US, where there's a fat, bored, middle class teenage population with not much else to do but cut the oxygen flow to their central nervous system.

I was speaking idiomatically.