Bottle caps and trash in the fucking sink

I'm staying at my boyfriend's apartment for the summer and he and his roomate, to say the least, are not clean fellows.

We are on the third floor and there are ROACHES in the BATHROOM.

The bathroom sink is stopped up and covered in facial hair.

A colony of little gray bugs -- a COLONY -- has taken up residence in the half-filled rice cooker that's BEEN half-filled for about a month now. They've been talking about throwing the rice cooker out but haven't gotten around to it yet. Bugs keep hatching from the mold.

The list goes on, but I'm stopping there because now I have the heebie-jeebies. They claim that they're going to clean up the apartment before I move in. God willing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.