X-Men 3

A friend of mine described this movie very poignantly as "the best piece of crap [he'd] ever seen."

As someone who never read the comics, I can't really point out the (seemingly many) inaccuracies, but what I can say is that while it wasn't overtly bad, it wasn't very good either. I hated Storm.

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And Cyclops kicking the bucket so early on really sucked.

As for the miscellaneous mutants . . . Kid Omega was really fucking lame. At one point, my boyfriend had to lean over and ask me if Arclight was a man or a woman. Vinnie Jones (Bullet-Tooth Tony, bitches!) was awesome as Juggernaut. And Kitty Pryde was adorable!

What the hell was up with Angel's actor? I mean, really. Isn't Angel supposed to be one of the founding members of the X-Men? So what was up with making him look like some kind of dickless soap star?

Also, I really missed Nightcrawler.

Overall, though. Meh. The extra scene at the end kind of fucked up the whole movie for me even more.

Jam it back in, in the dark.