Have you ever run into a dick, cop?

All of my experiences with roadside cops have been preferable, except for on incident where me and three friends were walked late at night to get to the McDonalds. We had to cross a street that, during the day is pretty packed, but at night is completely barren. We're joking, laughing, having a good time, and when it comes time to cross the street, we're maybe 5 feet away from the actual cross walk (which is giving us the walk signal i might add) when we start crossing. No cars in sight, except this one white SUV coming towards us in the distance.

I sort of jog across the street, and my friend asks me why i'm running. My other friend (who's a bit loopy sometimes) then shouts "Why am i rolling" and immediately collapses and rolls the rest of the way across the street. When we get to the other side of the street we notice the White SUV is pulling into the parking lot we're in. The side of the vehicle says (and i couldn't believe it when i say it) Winnipeg Police Department: K-9 unit. The cop gets out of the driver's seat and right away two huge dogs in the back start barking their asses off at us.

My rolling friend is petrified. The cops ask "What the hell are you doing?" in a very confrontational tone, and my friend answers with "I tripped or something." no joke. He then tried to nail us for rolling across the street. When asked why this was an issue, he responded with "you could've gotten hit by a car." When we point out that he was the only car on the road, and that we looked both ways he switched to J-walking. When we pointed to the cross walk not 5 feet from where we were standing he then switched to public drunkenness. He asked us how much we had had to drink that night. Two of those friends abstain from alcohol entirely, and the other and myself hadn't touched anything. When he asked us where we lived he didn't seem to want to believe that we lived at the local Christian University. My friend was wearing a U of M shirt (He's a transfer student this year) and that didn't help at all. We had to show him our student cards just to get him to finally leave us alone. I'm glad the idea of us living at a Christian University absolves his suspicions of us being drunk. If only he knew the truth.

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