Committing Sins

I work at a Tim Hortons store, and for a long time i had one of their breakfast sandwiches every day before i'd start my shift. My manager once told me that those things were officially the most unhealthy thing you could order at a Timmie's, and that it topped alot of other restaurant's fatty stuff. They come with an egg/cheese/onion patty, bacon or sausage, and a slice of the most processed cheese you can imagine. I had a custom version though. Sausage and extra bacon, mayo and three slices of cheese. I don't even want to calculate the number of callories i was taking in, and the grams of fat i was consuming, but one day when i realized i had gained too much weight as a result of my eating, i stopped buying those things, and within days i went down by 7 pounds.

Now onto the really weird stuff

Oreos and Salsa. I dared my friend to do it, thinking it would be gross. He tried, he liked it, and told me to try it. He wasn't lying.

Fried onions and brownies. Yeah, i didn't see that one coming either.

Egg nog mixed with Coke. A few christmases ago i tried this in a moment of weakend logical thinking. I somehow conviced myself that it tasted good and drank it for a few days. My family was disgusted, and eventually so was I. I haven't touched it since, but i could see some people enjoying it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Conan-the-3rd

Porridge = Globule of Peanut Butter + Crushed Digestive Biscut = A breakfast item that will probably keep you going up to some point next tuesday.

The peanut butter and porridge was a long time staple in my diet until i seemingly developed a minor allergey to oats. Man, those were the days.

There's nowhere I can't reach.