If you want it, steal it!

The most valueable (and probably only, now that i think about it) thing that's ever been stolen from me was my first copy of Starcraft. It wasn't actually stolen from me, i lent it to a friend, and it was stolen from his house. I know it wasn't him who was just hiding it from me, cause shit had been going missing from his house for a while, but it got worse after Starcraft disappeared. After a while we caught the guy who had been doing it, but he claimed he pawned everything he had stolen at that point. I was sorta pissed, but i got another copy that year for my birthday, so whatevs.

Jam it back in, in the dark.