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The other day some angry road rageaholic called me an "ass blaster." I guess that's supposed to mean i'm gay. I'd never heard that one used before in that context, and i tend to laugh at things i find even slightly funny. It was all i could do to keep from bursting out laughing.......... well it was weird for me.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
So we went out for supper on a friend's 18th birthday the other day. When the people found out it was her first step into adulthood, they let us order her two drinks on the house. When they came to sing for her, this one guy (who wasn't our waiter, he was just dragged in to sing for her) found out it was her birthday when he got there, and the first words out of his mouther were "Are you liqoured?" As he snapped his head over to her in a wide eyed, creepy smiled, stare.
We all had a good laugh. There's nowhere I can't reach. |