The One Shot Joke Thread.

Originally Posted by Moon

1. Here is an interesting set of sentences. Everything is normal about them, yet they have a hidden meaning. Looking closely at them will gain you nothing. Looking at them with a piece of paper partially or totally covering every word will. Okay, so what are the sentences really saying?

They're saying there's no point to them.

Quote:

Looking at them with a piece of paper partially or totally covering every word will [gain you nothing].

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spoiler:

Hello

Oh i so got it before anyone else. Although this victory feels empty cause i took the hint.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Moon

You could add a sense of yayness to the victory by answering number 4.

is it a

Spoiler:

pen

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

A baker is baking some jumbo muffins. He gets two ready, and puts them in the oven. Once in the oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "HOLY SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE!" and the turns back and says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A man walkes into his bedroom, holding a sheep, and says "This is the pig i fuck when you say you have a headache." His wife replies, "That's a sheep." At this the husband says "I believe i was talking to the sheep."

Pee-Wee Herman was recently arrested for masturbating in public. Chuck Noris was recently given an award for masturbating in public.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Could it be

Spoiler:

nothing?

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