I have many nicknames, some have stuck, some haven't, most have something to do with my last name which is Jackman. Early in my schooling I was nicknamed
Ajax, this stuck for a while. Bullies tried to mix it up and turn it into a insult by calling me
Ajax Spray 'n' Wipe. I laughed at their lack of imagination.
Ajax was used up until I eneterd High School, which is when people started to get a little more inventive (and also more cruel
). I was often called names like
Jack-Off,
Jerk-Off,
Jack-Off Man etc. Which I probably cared about for a second before I realised that the names weren't really that funny or cruel. Around people I liked I was just
Jackman, because there were an absurd amount of Daniel's and Danielle's in the group I hung around with. People were reguarly confused when I answered to my first name, Daniel.
Then one day in Year 10, we were doing experiments demonstrating the Coriolis effect. I (jokingly) proceeded to insinuate that I had first discovered the effect and that it was named after me, Coriolis Jackman. Bizarrely this name stuck and I was known as
Coriolis throughout the rest of my schooling and it gradually drifted into other aspects of my life. I get asked about it all the time, I don't even bother explaining it. It's stupid, I hate it, but it's unique.
How ya doing, buddy?
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