Happy Independence Day

The terrorists win if this thread doesn't get more posts than the Canada Day thread.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

I can't think of anything more American on the 4th of July than the U.S. Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps. Fuck. Yes.

American? Yes. Tasty and delicious? No.

Apple pie is both.



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Originally Posted by Shin

Invented in England in the 14th Century.

I suppose America itself was technically invented in England too though so I see the relevance.

Other things invented in England and therefore, epitomising the very essence of Americanism include: Selective breeding, the planet Uranus, sunspots, Buckminsterfullerene, solar power, meterology, pencils, the internet, stereo, text messaging, computers, mp3 players, polyester, the police, The Police, iris recognition, steam power, disk brakes, sewers, custard, sandwiches, jellied eels, Marmite, lawn mowers, postage stamps, colour blindness, viagra, bouncing bombs, stun grenades, cinematography, the equals sign, atomic theory, calculus, time and gravity.

This is of course just a small list of all the incredible gifts British engineers and scientists have given to the world so that America can use them as iconic imagery on the day they celebrate distancing themselves from the people who invented them.

God bless the U.S.A.

That's fine and dandy, but good luck with the aftermath of your apple pie and Marmite without good old American toilet paper. Without us, you'd still be wiping your ass with sheep's wool (maybe you still do, who am I to judge?)

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Originally Posted by AcerBandit

we should steal their sheep wool butt wipers too

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