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The best way to tell someone their fly is open
How can you tell that mankind has reached the pinnacle of our evolutionary development? Because now we can send an anonymous email to someone to alert them that their fly is down. We've moved beyond the need for words or eye contact thanks to NiceCritic.com, which allows you to send pre-written messages anonymously to anyone with an email address.
It's not the slightest bit creepy to get a nameless email saying "Please remember to close your blinds/curtains in the evening." "Please return the personal item you took from me," is sure to get prompt results, and "Please refrain from slapping people's buttocks," is advice everyone can use. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I'm going to send an email to every poster above me but Russ:
"Please read the first post in a thread before replying." There's nowhere I can't reach. |