GFF 2009 Suicide Pact

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12:26 ESheep|Work: GFF Suicide Club.
12:27 nuttyturnip: I wonder how quick it would get shut down if someone started that thread in Quiet Place
12:27 Zergrinch: fill in the blanks: the loss of so many GFF members in a 2009 suicide pact would cause GFF to ______________________
12:28 ESheep|Work: be over 9000 times better.
12:28 nuttyturnip: gain access to legions of the undead
12:28 Zergrinch: I _dare_ nuttyturnip to start such a suicide pact thread in Quiet Place

You're worthless, unemployed, and no one loves you. Do the world (and us) a favor by pledging to kill yourself in 2009. It's the only way to move beyond that bitch ex-girlfriend/parents that don't love you/dead-end existence. Sign up in this thread to show your commitment to the cause. Killing yourself will accomplish something you never achieved in life: making other people happy.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by ctu

That sounds like fun,....but where will I get the nuke to take out Miami?

If folks here can pool together money for the NE meet, they can raise enough money for a WMD. Chat can back me up, my original idea was to convert the GFF 2009 Meet into the GFF 2009 Suicide Pact, but I decided to open it up to everyone. GFF is all about community!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You're either in or out Pang, and that Linkin Park wifebeater you're sporting says you're in.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That's the kind of can-do spirit we're looking for. If we get enough sign-ups, everybody gets a tote bag!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by LeHah

This coming from you.

The guy who made this thread.

He may be wearing a wifebeater, but that can only mean you're in a corner cutting yourself over the newest episode of DeGrassi.

I never said I was going to kill myself; I'm only helping to coordinate the efforts of those that do. Being overwhelmed with your own self-loathing makes it difficult to network with others, you know. If it will help the cause, however, I'll sign up as well (because RockgamerXIII won't give me his gift card).

Other than the fleeting hope of Gillian Anderson turning up naked on your doorstep, what's keeping you attached to this mortal coil? The world is only going to keep pissing you off.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I would like to point out that it's 2010, and the only thing that was dead was this thread. I'm disappointed in all of you for your lack of commitment to the cause.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Have we had someone go out on a slow burn like that before? We've had members go the opposite direction (start out terrible, and become great), and we've had some go nuts (Eleo). Maybe Yama?

Anyway, if you're going to go out, do it in a blaze of glory, not with a whimper.

FELIPE NO