Grayin' on the ole noggin'

Sup Quiet Place; just noticed this thread.

Sometimes I fear I inherited the worst genetic traits from both my parents' lines. I've had a receding hairline since I began college, and I've always looked older than I am. My hair in front is fairly thin now, and I seem to be taking after my father and grandfather in this aspect. My dad's side of the family always had great health, and both my grandparents lived into their 80s in spite of eating greasy southern cooking all the time.

My mom's father had a nice head of hair until the day he died, but he also died of a heart attack in his 50s (?) My mother, grandmother, and a great aunt all died of breast cancer, and the women and men on that side all had weight problems. You know me, BigTurnip. I'll probably die bald with cancer in 20 years, but at least I don't have any gray hair right now.

Jam it back in, in the dark.