Are you prepared?

Approximately 12 hours from now, something catastrophic is going to happen, changing your very existance forever. You don't know what it is. It could be a series of earthquakes powerful enough to level every building on the west coast; it could be a biological or chemical attack by a foreign nation that wipes out most of your country's population; maybe Skynet has taken over and the machines will be picking though the radiative rubble to finish off the survivors.

If this happens, would you be ready? Do you have shelter to protect you from the elements/radiation/crazed survivors? Do you have enough food and water to survive on until it's safe to get more? Do you have weapons to defend yourself? Are you willing to assist repopulation efforts?

Assuming you made it through the initial event, how would you survive with the tools you have available to you right now, with no advance warning?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Jochie

I could probably jerk off in a cup to help repopulate, but is that really necessary? It's so unsanitary.

What sort of disaster are you imagining that renders the human race incapable of having children through good old fashioned sex? Or is there just not enough of you to go around?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Looks like repacked Capri Sun to me.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.