Ever heard of soap and water, hippie?

Who here works/goes to school/lives with someone that is unfamiliar with the concept of bathing? I'm not talking about a person that has a legitimate reason to smell (works outdoors, for example). What I'm refering to is a person that by all outward appearances is normal member of society, but they overwhelm anyone who comes close with a putrid stench.

I've worked with two such individuals. At my last job, there was a very outgoing fellow that I came to refer to as "smelly guy", because whenever he stood over my shoulder or sat next to him, I nearly gagged. He was worse in the winter time, and I wonder if it had something to do with the sweaters he wore. He kept a horse, and would stop before work to care for it, so perhaps he worked up a sweat there, but he must not have noticed how bad he stunk.

At my current job, there's another fellow with the same problem, though I've yet to figure out why he has such an odor. Most days he's fine, but some days, wow. Other than that, he's a really nice person, so of course I'd never say anything.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wow, I'd never thought about that before Crash, but that sounds like a very plausible explanation (it might explain the grossly obese kid I knew in middle school that smelled awful). Unfortunately, the two guys I mentioned were average size, not overweight.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If we're talking halitosis, my childhood orthodontist had the worst breath ever, which is ironic given his profession. I used to pray that my appointments would be in the morning, because he got worse after lunch.

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