Feb 6, 2007, 11:56 AM
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Revenge of the Sequel
Seeing posters for "Cinderella III" (when did they ever make a "Cinderella II"?) all over town got me to thinking of other movie sequels that should never be made:
"The Seventh Sense" - Cole Sear discovers that in addition to seeing dead people, he also sees-and talks to-dead animals as well. Watch the drama unfold as Cole teams up with his neighbor's dead parakeet Mr. Featherwick to solve a series of murders.
"Finding Nemo 2" - Nemo, now a rebellious teenager, has run away from home again, this time in search of a quick high and a slutty hogfish.
"King Kong 2" - In the 22nd century, a clone of the legendary ape Kong has been created by a power-hungry dictator. Augmented with cybernetic technology, the half ape/half machine will wreak untold havoc on the world unless Jack Black's head-in-a-jar can stop him.
Use some creativity; what other movie sequels should never exist?
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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