GFF Risk 11: Atomic Safari

Originally Posted by Araes

Not sure if I'll have 10 after the point refresh, but I'll throw some Tanks at Chad if I do.

Actually, this is the last round (I posted this 3 rounds ago, but no one responded). You've got 10 gil left even after the Tanks on Chad, so go ahead and spend it. We can wait.

I've updated the chart to include the latest moves, but I haven't updated Frank's Warlord gil, pending Araes' last move. Sorry for not updating the map yesterday evening; it slipped my mind.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Frank can go ahead and take his turn. I still forgot to update the map last night, but the chart is current.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Araes

Not sure if I'll have 10 after the point refresh, but I'll throw some Tanks at Chad if I do.

He did have 10 gil, and thus Araes took Chad. I've now updated the map, so everything is current.

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4 Dice Rolls Nigeria x2

Well, I was going to try to finish off the scourge of Africa, but Frank has blocked me off. Guess I'll have to settle for his pink lackey.

First up, Cameroon x2 and Nigeria x 2. That didn't go as well as planned.

Fine, Tanks on Nigeria and Chad.

Rockgamer may not have been wiped out, but Team Devin has learned a serious lesson.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Technically, you're now tied with Frank, and you have 10 gil. If you want to purchase a Tank, be my guest.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Yeah, the only lesson I see here is that Team Devin will utterly destroy its enemies and carry its (non-traitorous) allies to the end.

That's nice and all after-school special-like, but what's the point if you don't win?

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Rockgamer

Also, don't gloat too much, nutty. I'm pretty sure four people remaining is one of the highest amounts of people left for an endgame, so your victory is hollow at best. As hollow as the African people's love for you.

Apparently statistics is another weakness of Team Devin. Games 10, 7, 6, 5, and 3 all ended with 4 players remaining. Risk 2 ended with 5 players; Risk 8 ended with 2, Risk 9 probably would have ended with 4 if Tritoch hadn't slaughtered everyone, and I've lost the spreadsheets for Games 1 and 4. Anyway, at least half the games ended with 4 players, so go back to math class before your poor arithmetic skills rub off on my impressionable natives.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Rockgamer

Also, maybe that's just evidence that you end games too early. Just saying.

Could be. The thing is, once you get down to 4 players, everyone has exhausted their money, and there's no one left to wipe out for more money/items. We could battle back and forth for 20 more turns, but the result would most likely be a stalemate.

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