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 Member 600 Level 38.35 Mar 2006 
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- Shape up your eyebrows
- Pretend to think everyone's baby/child is cute - Don't chew with your mouth open (this includes gum) - Get a manicure and for God's sake get a pedicure - Don't take forever at an ATM - Don't spit - Don't scratch your ears and examine what comes out - Don't take dumps in public restrooms - Sit up straight in your chair - Shave your legs and arms (women don't usually shave their arms, but you'll probably need to) - Don't pick your nose in public - Don't scratch your crotch Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
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