Ask An Obscure Question.

I really hope this doesn't turn into a joke thread. I'd like to keep the questions serious, if at all possible.

In this thread, you can ask any weird or obscure question that's always plagued you. Who knows...maybe someone will know the answer!

Here are my questions:
1. Do blind people care what their partner looks like?
2. What is the origin of mayonnaise? (I've always wondered about that. I mean, did someone actually think, "Hey, I'll bet egg whites, oil and vinegar would taste really great together!" or was it an accidental discovery?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Wow. I really didn't expect that question to get answered. That's so cool that you knew that.

Anyway, I sincerely hope that chef was beheaded for his offense against the poor, unsusupecting duke.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

OK, try to follow me. Now this might get tricky, so pay attention.

It's a stretch, but someone might know someone who is blind.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm waiting for someone to ask a question I know the answer to, Ence. So far I'm feeling pretty stupid. =/

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Miyomi, that's really interesting (and also what I thought, but I wanted to make sure). I mean, you do have to be seen with this person, and there are very few people who really don't care what others think. I see what he's saying about how they feel, too. It's not just more aesthetically pleasing to LOOK at a toned, fit person, they FEEL better, too.

Summonmaster, if you had long hair you wouldn't feel like the wind is always blowing against you. Try having hair blown into your face from behind or from the side and you'll definitely know which way the wind is blowing. Get a wig or something, I don't know.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

OK... I have a serious question. My boss keeps a book of matches in the building's restroom at work and he insists that lighting one after you drop your load completely removes the smell from the latrine... Am I the only one who thinks he's batshit insane?

If he is shitting in public, he's already lost all credibility, in my opinion. Seriously, wait until you get home, you stinky bastard!

About the bald people and whether or not they use shampoo, I would think that a person would need to use shampoo on his scalp whether or not he had any hair. Regular soap would dry out a person's scalp something awful, I would think.

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