New thinking suggests Natalee Holloway partied a little too hard.

You guys are heartless bastards. Seriously. This is someone's child. I would probably die myself if anything like this happened to one of my kids, whether they had partied too hard or not.

As if you guys have never done it (not directed at you, Dopefish).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well good for you. I wish I could say that.

I sincerely hope that the stupid things we do as teenagers don't mark us as worthless people for the rest of our lives. If so, then I'm screwed.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I can't help it. Ever since I first heard about this girl, I keep seeing my own daughter's face every time it comes up in the news. Kids do stupid shit. I would hope that my daughter would never do anything quite this stupid, but if she did and something like this happened, it would be no less sad.

I just can't believe that anyone could be flippant about this child, who is almost certainly dead.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow. I've done some really, REALLY stupid things when I've been drunk. You guys just haven't had enough tequila - that's the problem.

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Originally Posted by Minion

Where are all the stories about dumb black kids or hispanic kids who live in the projects and who get shot because they mouthed off to the wrong guy? Why is no one crying for them?

Uh...DUH. Niggers and spicks don't count.

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Originally Posted by LeHah

First off, tequila is for faggots and wetbacks.

Secondly, did you just admit to getting gangfucked while drunk?

No. That one's still on my "to do" list.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?