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Ence, your friend Kristie looks really...classy. =/
My alcohol tolerance has gone to crap over the last ten years. I used to be able to drink a lot more than I can now. Nowadays, I can feel one beer, two will make me feel very light-headed, and after three I am taking my clothes off. I can remember being able to drink a 6-pack back in the day and being perfectly fine other than feeling a little bit silly. I think the phrase, "John Doe can really hold his liquor" really means, "John Doe drinks so much that his body has built up a tolerance to alcohol." Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
For God's sake, people. Neither one of us ripped the girl to shreds. All I said was, "She looks classy." Tell me what part of that isn't true and I'll shut up. There aren't many women who can look classy with their head thrown back swigging beer straight out of a bottle. Having done this many times myself, I can tell you with 100% certainty that those didn't rank in my (fleeting) moments of having class.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
Oh, I was definitely being sarcastic. I just can't believe how big a deal everyone made of it.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() |