You're fired!

How are you able to give any references if you walk out on all your jobs?

I've never been fired from a job, but I did walk out of my very first job as a waitress when I was 16. The manager tried to force me to clean another girl's section who had walked off the job that night, and she had the audacity to tell me this was my job after I had already finished my work and had clocked out for the night. When I told her that I had plans and had already finished and clocked out, she freaked out and started yelling at me. I basically turned my back on her and walked away, while simultaneously giving her the bird over my shoulder. Good times, good times.

Jam it back in, in the dark.