Abnormal food products.

Originally Posted by kat

I once ate a pint of strawberries that made me sick for 4 days straight. Vomitting, fever, shakes, stomachaches, it sucked. It was probably a whole batch of those cancer-berries pictured above.

I want to know who I can sue.

It was probably from the raw sewage they use in Mexico as fertilizer to grow them. Don't you guys remember that big scandal a few years ago where a bunch of people were getting deathly ill from strawberries and they traced it back to raw sewage?

Anyway, has anyone heard of "grapples"? They are genetically modified apples that taste and smell like grapes. They're good, but very expensive. I buy them for my son's lunch sometimes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.