Grooming Tips?

Sadly, I've met more than one person who thinks he "doesn't need to use deodorant." Trust me, if you're over the age of 14, you NEED to use antiperspirant/deodorant daily. Just because you can't smell yourself doesn't mean that other's can't.

Also, I second what Fresh Frank said about nose hair. Guys, please check your noses at least semi-frequently. I think that, in general, men aren't as naturally observant about things like that as women are, so write it on a calendar or something in case you forget to do it. Or just check it on the first and the fifteenth or something. You may not notice that you have something sprouting out of your nostrils, but she will.

If you wear the same pair of shoes every day, your feet will reek. You need to alternate between at least two or three pairs of shoes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Senorita Preved

I dont use deoderant.

God help your family and friends if you're not kidding, although I think women can get by with this more than men can. For some reason we're just not as stinky.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

The best way to have a perfectly shaped head of hair all the time is to shave it all off.

When I did used to have hair though, I can say that VO5 Sculpting Wax is just about the best option for any sort of gravity defying styling. It holds pretty solid without the horrible stickiness you get with gel.

Also, always, always iron a shirt before you wear it. Even ones that claim to be non-iron need ironing. Especially be sure to iron a shirt before you wear it the first time otherwise you'll likely have stupid horizontal creases across your chest. People in scrumpled shirts look like twats, simple as that.

Oh yeah, one more thing. Never tuck a t-shirt or shirt into your trousers unless you have on a jacket or a tie. Not only do you look like a fucking tool with it tucked in, it also accentuates your belly.

I second everything said here, especially the part about tucking in your shirt. Even if you don't have a belly, just don't do it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe it's different for women, but dry-shaving is HORRIBLE for my skin. I've done it many times when I've been in too much of a hurry to bother with shaving cream or soap (which works just as well, at least for me) and the results are always really, really bad.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?