Eating well in a dorm.

Ramen is cheap because it's crap. There's no nutritional value in ramen.

Steamed broccoli and carrots is cheap and easy to make in a microwave. Just add soy sauce or garlice butter or whatever you like. Soups are good because they don't take up room in your tiny refrigerator. Yogurt, sandwiches, and pasta with red sauce (and squash/zucchini) are all easy things that would work in a limited kitchen like yours.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Here's how I do it. I put the broccoli and carrots in a microwave-safe bowl, put about 2 tablespoons of water in it, wrap it tightly in plastic wrap and cook it on high for about 3 minutes. I buy that Butter Buds seasoning and put some of that with some salt and pepper on it. It's pretty good.

That shouldn't be embarrassing. You're new at this. How would you know if you've never done it before?

There's nowhere I can't reach.